He said, "You wanna see a magic trick?"

Poof! You're single!"

And if crying is a language

Now I'm bilingual

You're always looking down at me

Like I'm an ugly smeagol

Really, I think I'm pretty

And fairly regal

You make me wanna do things

That are pretty illegal

Like breaking into your house

And killing your beagle

That's right, go fill your truck up with diesel

I'm kicking you out because I don't need you!

You could have given me a sock and said

"Dobby is free"

Or "Girl, there's someone for you

But it ain't me"

I'm better off without you

Cause without you I succeeded

And if our love had been a nation

I think I would've seceeded

I'm not just money in the bank

I've got bills to pay

I ain't got time for your crap

Or these sick games you play

You could have made me laugh

At least one more time

There isn't an excuse for how

You left me behind

But don't you mind me

Cuz I won't sit here crying

I've got better things to do

I've got better things to do than you