An old hairy ape has quite the headache,

Growing irritated and irate.

He had better things planed,

than to take you by the hand,

explaining the rules again and again,

as you youngsters protests with shouts,

fighting the system while you pout.

So you youngsters beware, his temper is about to flare;

have a care- read the rules; if broken too many times, he'll take you to his lair.

A banana in hand, waiting for you to break the rule yet again.

He'll ask 'where do want me to put it'.

You better answer quick, if you ever want to sit-

without lingering discomfort that is.

However, mind your manners and you'll be a great friend of his.