Its terrible, to the point where to play with strangers would be better

You'll still get enemies, but at least they won't be former friends

Gameplay is available to almost everyone

But the game is completly devoid of fun,

Unless, of course, you're the one who won

It's terrible really, that we play it at all

The gameplay is anything but simple

  And in this game, all but one fall

Buying property, Taxes, buildng, and and bankrupties

Betrayals and backstabbing

Alliances are formed, only to break and bend

It seems that this sadism will never end

There's no reason to play such a terrible game

It gives you at best bragging rights, with little to no fame

It destroys realationships

And tortures the mind

I know this all very well

I've no reason to play

It's not me you need to tell

Yet, I know,

 none of this will stop me

Next time I want to play Monopoly