I've always longed to have a little sister

Who I could cuddle and hold

And be her little leader

Teaching her to be responsible and bold

To scold her when wrong

And cheer her when right

To sing to her some songs

Before bed at night

Smacking her when naughty

And teaching her to be nice

Hugging her affectionately

And cheating when we roll dice

And dressing her up for prom

In the end the sister of my dreams is her

And she was sadly never born.