Life altering penis enhancements
Are proof that the world is shallow at large
Finding a wife, with a tiny penis is entrapment
But with 1 low down payment and 3 months of abstinence, through the door women barge

No one to make a wife, mind you
But several women who
Want to be pornstars
And buy fancy cars
Book tickets on the first trip to Mars
And start orgies when they walk into bars

Now you've got it all for the low low price of 3-5 years of medical debt and a lack of bloodflow to your brain

But that's okay, let's jump on the shallow sex train
5 more bitches and you've found the one
Married in Vegas under the sun
Life is good, she invites her freinds
One day she flips and the fun ends

But don't worry, you've still got a big dick, for the low low price of everything she got in the divorce, an Std you caught from one of the whores, and Grandma not looking you in the eye at Christmas because she saw a video on her freind Gertrude's computer

But hey, you still got 1 fan