mark

"Why are you crying, Lisa?"

"My boyfriend broke up-"

"Your boyfriend broke up with you? What's his name?"

"Mark."

"MARK? HOLD UP, YOUR CRYING OVER A GUY WHOSE NAME IS MARK?"

"Yeah, but we-

"It doesn't matter, whatever, keep on crying in the corner of the bathroom."

"Woah, why is your hand bloody? Wait, did you punch Mark?"

"Of course, I did, his name is Mark. But I honestly don't know where this blood is from,"

"There are blue lights outside... Run."

"Let me get this straight, you punched him because 'his name is Mark'?"

"Yes officer, he also made Lisa cry; he's been cheating on her for months now,"

"I-I-alright valid,"