Everytime I'm about to have fun
Disaster always strikes
It always comes to sabotage
But only what everybody likes
Pimple before a date
Broken leg before a game
It happens to the best of us
We'll shrug and all say the same
The odds of it all are crazy
Yet it happens each chance it gets
You can't ever plan for it
Because its above your wits
Its painfully unpredictable
Ruin a date with your mans
Cause something always gets in the way
With perfect plans