Westerband isn't a brand
It's just a limp guy with a false hand
This guy is an ass
I hope that on his arse he lands

Little dipshit
I believed in you and your lies
Little zit
I believed in a frog in tights

I have been so stupid!
I mean look at us
How could I think I got hit by cupid
It makes me want to cuss

I'm glad it's over
I'm glad I'm sober
I'm glad you showed
Your true colors

All you are is a body toaster
All you are is a horrible title
Not even a man
All you are is a despicable breaker

You wonder why they break your heart
Look at yourself and you'll know it by art
You wonder why you're so out of touch
Look at yourself and you'll see the why very much!

I'm such a fool
I thought you were cool
I thought you were good
But all you were was a buffoon

What a lark
You make me want to barf
Then you go back
As if I'm the shark

I feel like you deserve a slap
For being a rat
Too bad I don't slap
But baby karma will get you with a bat!

A frog thinks he's unworthy
But the princess thinks he is worthy
A frog fooled her pleasantly
And now she is crying

What a fake
You make me ache
I thought you were real
I was wrong and now it's too late

You got us all fooled!
I thought you were real food
But you're just junk food
That should be totally sued!

Dear Westerband
Boy you were good!
What an art and
I really did love you

Such hate and anger is fueled
All I feel is gruesome puke
You love me?
You're just a liar like every other men... Yes, that's you!

Comparing gets you angry
But you act just like them!
Quarreling gets you angry
But you are the reason for them!

Little dipshit
I hope you poop in your pants
You little zit
I hope you pee red ants

I leave now happy
You have just lost me
You'll never find someone like me
Wow, you blew it

See ya' sucker
Hope you get smarter
Screw you and your friends
They too can go to hell.