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59 wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

0:50Realizes all his hair is on one side of his head.

0:52Takes just under a minute to work out that it's because of the way that he slept.

0:56He finds some clothes and gets dressed.

0:58He can't help but look in the mirror and be subtly impressed

1:01How he looks rough around the edges and yet casually messed.

1:04And as he glances out the window, he sees the sight that he gets blessed with of 60 from across the street.

1:09Now 60 was beautiful.

1:11With perfectly trimmed cuticles, dressed in something suitable.

1:14Never rude or crude at all.

1:15Unimprovable, right on time as usual, more on cue than a snooker ball but liked to play it super cool.

1:2159 wanted to tell her that he knew her favorite flower.

1:24He thought of her every second, every minute, every hour.

1:27But he knew it wouldn't work, he'd never get the girl.

1:29Because although she lived across the street they came from different worlds.

1:33While 59 admired 60's perfectly round figure, 60 thought 59 was odd. (Laughter)

1:42One of his favorite films was "101 Dalmatians."

1:46She preferred the sequel.

1:49He romanticized the idea they were star-crossed lovers.

1:52They could overcome the odds and evens because they had each other.

1:56While she maintained the strict views imposed on her by her mother

1:59That separate could not be equal.

2:01And though at the time he felt stupid and dumb

2:03For trying to love a girl controlled by her stupid mum,

2:05He should have been comforted by the simple sum.

2:08Take 59 away from 60, and you're left with the one.

2:10Sure enough after two months of moping around,

2:1361 days later, 61 was who he found,

2:15He had lost his keys and his parents were out.

2:17So one day after school he went into a house

2:19As he noticed the slightly wonky numbers on the door,

2:22He wondered why he'd never introduced himself before,

2:24As she let him in, his jaw dropped in awe.

2:2761 was like 60, but a little bit more. (Laughter)

2:30She had prettier eyes, and an approachable smile,

2:33And like him, rough around the edges, casual style,

2:36And like him, everything was in disorganized piles,

2:38And like him, her mum didn't mind if friends stayed a while.

2:41Because she was like him, and he liked her.

2:43He reckoned she would like him if she knew he was like her,

2:46And it was different this time. I mean, this girl was wicked,

2:49So he plucked up the courage and asked for her digits.

2:51She said, "I'm 61." He grinned, said, "I'm 59."

2:56Today I've had a really nice time,

2:57So tomorrow if you wanted you could come over to mine?

3:00She said, "Sure."

3:01She loved talking to someone just as quirky,

3:03She agreed to this unofficial first date.

3:05In the end he was only ready one minute early,

3:07But it didn't matter because she arrived one minute late.

3:10And from that moment on there was nonstop chatter,

3:12How they loved "X Factor," how they had two factors,

3:15How that did not matter, distinctiveness made them better,

3:19By the end of the night they knew they were meant together.

3:22And one day she was talking about stuck-up 60,

3:25She noticed that 59 looked a bit shifty.

3:27He blushed, told her of his crush:

3:28"The best thing that never happened because it led to us."

3:3161 was clever, see, not prone to jealousy,

3:34She looked him in the eyes and told him quite tenderly,

3:37"You're 59, I'm 61, together we combine to become twice what 60 could ever be."(Laughter)

3:45At this point 59 had tears in his eyes,

3:47Was so glad to have this one-of-a-kind girl in his life.

3:50He told her the very definition of being prime

3:52Was that with only one and himself could his heart divide,

3:55And she was the one he wanted to give his heart to,

3:57She said she felt the same and now she knew the films were half true.

4:01Because that wasn't real love, that love was just a sample,

4:03When it came to real love, they were a prime example.