WARNING: im not sorry lmao. i was told to write a poem about ass so here it is:

What words can I use to describe thy booty?
For it sings like no birds in the warmth of spring ever could
And the sun shines upon it while you stroll through my thoughts
And I only hope that one day, in the heat of summer
I will be able to feel the warmth of thine ass
But, alas, I can only dream
For an ass as wonderful as yours must not be a reality