So Valentine's day is here

Yes that dreadful time of year

You probably think I'm gonna talk about roses and hearts and all about love and cupid

No, instead I'm gonna talk about the dangers of this day and how I think this holiday is stupid

This is the day where girls will determine whether guys are worth it

Based on what he get her, they'll either have sex or she'll go ape shit

Guys, you really gotta beware

Because girls will- Look out for that chair!

Oh my god it hit him in the face!

Another is flying towards space!

As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, Valentine's day is brutal and violent

To those poor souls who forget, best to keep silent

Cause I just saw a guy in a tree

Was he alive and moving? Beats me

On this day, single people also cry and wallow

Stomaching anything they can remotely swallow

But I am entertained by all that chaos outside

I mean- Look! That girl is destroying his ride!

And the couple next door are fighting over dinner

Face it, on this day single people are the winner

"But what about the ones who succeed?" I hear you say

Well those ones have to top what they did every year or worse, every day

So I laugh at those who has fallen victim to this measly tradition

And those ones who didn't celebrate this last year, I call those new additions

Oh how I love to hear the shouts, cries and screams

Those single people who long for relationships, I'm gonna crush your dreams

So yes, this marks the end of my Valentine's day poem

Im doing something to remotely celebrate, I'm gonna get confetti and throw 'em