MARVEL STUDIOS (IN ONE OF THE MULTIVERSES) PROUDLY PRESENT...

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𝐏𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!

—𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕. 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒕. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍-𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒐𝒎.

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(a) pocket of time

             /ˈpɒkɪt/ /ɒv,(ə)v/ /tʌɪm/

idiom

             — an unspecified period of uninterrupted free time.

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The last thing the Stark family wanted on their only weekend off from the cumbersome world outside was another murder bot, ready to take over the world. Take it from Iron Man— "Tony Stark did it" produces a lot more propaganda than "Ultron has a girlfriend".

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dakota johnson | ELEANOR 'ELLE' STARK

IRON MAIDEN

❝ I'm a snack, but it seems like nobody's hungry,❞ Elle harrumphed, eyes wide with a serious melancholy. Tony wanted to laugh instead he said, ❝I'm fucking starving but I've had enough babies.❞

robert downey jr. | ANTHONY 'TONY' STARK

EX-IRON MAN

Tony clapped his hands once, nostrils flared in the irritation of unwanted victory. ❝I knew I smelt a boy up here! Chip, Poe, get your tiny tushes in here!❞

raffey cassidy | MARGARET 'MARGO' STARK

IRONSPARK

❝It was an accident,❞ Margo said, nailing the hangdog expression she had reaped from her father. ❝Mom, I'm telling you this before JOCASTA ends up killing all of us because I don't want my sister's death on my conscience.❞

chosen jacobs | JULIAN KELLER

HELLION

❝Of course, yeah, I love you too,❞ he stuttered, gulping hard and trying to hold his gaze with Margo. Nice smooth-talking, asshole. ❝I mean, a-as a friend and all. Heh.❞

raphael alejandro | EMERSON 'CHIP' STARK

aryana engineer | PRIMROSE 'POE' STARK

LITTLE IRON #1 & #2

❝Chip, what did you give your sister?❞ Elle hissed, obviously in a mood to yell but holding down the tone because of the guests around her. Next to her son stood a dazed Poe, her tiny hands clutching the stem of a champagne glass. Elle cautiously took a sniff of the glass and damn near fainted. ❝Oh, dear.❞

Heart thudding, Chip pointed at the girl behind Elle. ❝Riri told me it was Capri-Sun!❞    

don cheadle | JAMES 'RHODEY' RHODES

WAR MACHINE

❝You had to make me mad, completely get it,❞ Rhodey nodded at his best friend from tight lips, grunting as the twins who were hanging from his elbows giggled him to lift them higher. ❝But do you have to be so good at it?❞  

Tony sighed. ❝That particular talent rarely serves me well.❞

yara shahidi | RIRI WILLIAMS

IRONHEART

Riri's silverware clanged over the plate as she bashed her fork into her slice of dessert with a glare. ❝Wow, ten years of marriage. Milestone. You should celebrate with a suicide pact.❞

Margo looked at the demolished dessert sadly. ❝I'd make a suicide pact with that cake.❞

tom holland | PETER PARKER

SPIDERMAN

❝Tell me the truth, Tony,❞ Peter's lips trembled in a comical way, ushering out a few giggles from the twins across the table. ❝Would you really adopt me?❞

❝I don't want to adopt a human disaster.❞

nikolaj coster-waldau |  VICTOR VON DOOM

DOCTOR DOOM

❝I surround myself with idiots,❞ the electric sorcerer grunted from the farthest end of the dining table (since the children were around and Tony still held grudges). ❝It's my biggest flaw.❞

alfred enoch | RAYSHAUN LUCAS

PATRIOT

❝You just gotta be my wingman, Sam,❞ Shaun tightened his tie nervously, looking to the marble floors where superhero guests seemed to pour in. None of them the one he wanted to see. ❝And try to be cool.❞

Sam smirked, smacking his mentee on his shoulder. ❝I'm the coolest dude on this planet, Shaunny boy. I'm Captain fucking America.❞

AND

sofia boutella | J.O.C.A.S.T.A

❝I serve the youngest Stark. And, her only.❞

WITH

jon favreau | HAPPY HOGAN

gwyneth paltrow | PEPPER POTTS

brie larson | CAROL DANVERS

 angelina jolie | H.E.L.E.N.

paul bettany | J.A.R.V.I.S. 

leah pipes | CALICO QUINN

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the rest of the MARVEL Cinematic Universe cast as themselves!

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[ deidra writes... ]

— IT'S HERE! The short story of the Starks is here and boy, am I reaaaaddyyyy because we have a new little surprise entrance as you have seen and whewf, six chapters of this gorgeousness? sign me the fuck up.

—THIS IS A COMEDY. it will be full of one-liners, corny puns, bad situations and a lot of fourth-wall breaking.  

—CHIP AND POE STARK. That. Is. All. Aw, Elle and Tony have twins. I am so excited to put this on paper because it's been torturing me for a while now and I JUST WANT TO SEE IT WORK OUT.

—WHAT'S GOING ON? omg dee, i thought you ALWAYS sprinkle angst and tears into your books? what did the heck happen? well, I have answers—i'm a slut for romcoms. i love comedy and here's me, making a nice, fun, family comedy from a Tony Stark book. enjoy it while it lasts.

⁠—JOCASTA. Um, she's an android built by Ultron in the comics as a mate. weird, I know. and then a whole lot of shit goes down and then, Tony rebuilds her as artificial intelligence. *wink wink* you'll see.

⁠—DON'T PLAGIARIZE, BITCH. NO EXPLANATIONS WHATSOEVER, I'M WATCHING EVERYTHING AND SENDING LOKI AFTER YOU IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FRAUD.

⁠—DEDICATIONS. to my favourite people who have been with me through thick and thin, through the course of the trilogy⁠—

queen silverfalcons , the bestest tomshoIland , MY BABY lokisintellect, talented skywalkers- , the loveliest mxrvelous-, the amazing -berryboi ,  happiest happysgolucky , totaleclipse- , RachelFate98 , LeavingCleaningSquad2, PezzaLopez , XoxoAngelSims , CherylMaximoff , ilazyair , bo-rhap_97 , DaniAngelus  + anyone else who has been silently voting, reading and following up my updates!

—LUCK, HOPE AND MUCH, MUCH LOVE. Explains itself. let's do this: without further ado, go forth with the chapters!

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