B is for brother

who hugs you

who helps you through the tough times

BUT...

R is for really annoying 

what a brother will be

what drives me to the last nerves

BUT...

O is for optimistic

happy and positive

what a brother should be

BUT...

T is for tight-fisted

what a brother shouldn't be

what my brother is

BUT...

H is for helpful

a brother should give advice

what my brother should be

BUT...

E is for evil

my brother the devil

I'd run if I could

BUT... 

R is for revolution

destroy the evil brother

get a new one that starts with J

J is for jason

my best friend

now,

my new brother

:D