(Note: Troy did it first aka @OurGodLitten)

Kru: How did you even get in here? 

March 7th: Ash's window! Or, as I like to call it, "March 7th's door"! 

Ash: I'm closing the window.

NEXT

Humanoid: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

Why does this feel canon to Humanoid's character tho-

NEXT

Flittle: Why would you do that? 

Void: Because I feel guilty. 

Humanoid: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

NEXT

Flittle: Any questions? 

Kru: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 

Flittle: Uh, a plan, duh... 

Serena: Kru, chill, I know it's weird, but Flittle has a point. 

Kru: 

Kru: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

NEXT

Humanoid, passing their phone to Serena: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I'd choose the organs. 

Serena, passing the phone back to Humanoid: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!

NEXT

Flittle: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. 

Humanoid, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

NEXT

Humanoid: God, if only someone loved me... 

Serena: *standing behind them with roses* 

Void: *holding box of chocolates* 

Ash: *has balloons and a card* 

Kru: *facepalms* This is sad.

NEXT

Humanoid: Good news! 

Flittle: You found where I hid your phone? 

Humanoid: ... 

Flittle: You found your phone?

NEXT

Ash: Well, has Troy been wrong before? 

Flittle: How wide are we willing to open this up?

NEXT

Void: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- 

March 7th: A doll. 

Kru: A cinnamon roll. 

Flittle: A sweetheart. 

Void: 

Void: ...stop it.

(FLITTLE THIS IS MADE BY AI NOT ME DON'T WORRY)

NEXT

Kru: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? 

Ash: *sighing* Void. 

Void: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die. 

Humanoid: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

NEXT

Void: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order? 

Flittle: Anchovies and pineapple. 

Ash: I like beets! 

Troy: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza? 

Void: I'm disowning all of you.

(Brutal ngl)

NEXT

Troy: It kind of feels like you're prioritizing work over our friendship. 

Flittle: Because I barely know you? 

Troy: Fine, message received.

(This feels canon ngl)

NEXT

Ash: When we get back, I'm going to step on you! 

Switchy: Okay, as much as I might enjoy that, Ash–

(PFFT)

NEXT

Void: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Switchy.

(actually, that makes sense if we include the Chicken Claw lore)

NEXT

March 7th: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? 

Void: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? 

March 7th: Yes. 

Void: I'd sleep.

NEXT

March 7th: Why did you kidnap Switchy!?!?! 

Void: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh... 

Ash: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. 

March 7th: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

NEXT

Void: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! 

Switchy: You left me, Flittle, and Troy in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. 

Void: I did that on purpose, try again.

NEXT

Ash: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out March 7th's birthday invitations. 

Flittle: Well, what are they supposed to say? 

Ash: "March 7th's birthday". 

Flittle: So, what do they say instead? 

Ash: "March 7th's bi". 

Flittle: 

Flittle: Works out either way.

NEXT

Humanoid: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts". 

Humanoid: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???

NEXT

Serena: We're all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team. 

Kru: Sounds fake but ok.

NEXT

Switchy: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet? 

Void: Why? 

Switchy: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Kru. 

Void: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that. 

Switchy: Void, you have opened my eyes.

NEXT

Ash: Holy shit, Serena, do you know what this means?! 

Serena: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

NEXT

Void: Pick a card, any card. 

Humanoid: Fine. 

Void: Wait, that's my credit card! 

Humanoid: You said any card.

NEXT

March 7th: The first time I ever got upset in front of Humanoid, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. 

Humanoid: I was doing both, for your information. 

Void: The first time Humanoid hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.

NEXT

Ash: Do you even have a plan? 

Void: This is the plan! I break you out, chaos, destruction, something something something, we win! 

Ash: Oh, of course, the old "something something something we win". That's a terrible plan!

NEXT

Kru: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? 

Serena: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. 

Kru: Okay yeah thanks Serena, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

That's it.