Y'all know I make jokes and roast myself all the time.

The one time when something says "so pure," and I comment "just like me."

Everybody goes off.

I'm just a college student trying to have confidence, y'all.

This is why I moved away to Hawaii.

Look what you made me do

I'm sorry, the old Chloe can't come to the phone right now.

Why?

OH

Cause she's dead :)