Wow I love it when bae notifies me while I'm writing another chapter for The Gifted Mermaid 💁🏼❤️

Sorry, spoilers for anyone who's reading it

I've been stuck for ten minutes on what to write next

Listening to little fuckholes scream outside my closed window

Wanting to shove fireworks down their throats and shout spitters are quitters

Fill balloons with olive oil and throw them at my neighbors because they're annoying assfucks

Bitch I'm trying to write a light NaLu scene but it ain't working so we're just gonna skip it

Plot twist: Natsu realizes his feelings for Lisanna and finally makes up for her being a gold digger 1 1/2 years ago when they dated because mermaids are too out of his Pirate's league.

Plot plot twist: Natsu throws Lucy off the ship after escaping Sohona Kingdom because she gave him all the information he needs to find the clue to the Cryptic Stone so he don't have to keep track of a mermaid.

Mermaids exist?

B I T C H  W H E R E

Happy 4th of July I guess 🎆🎇❤️💙 mericuh

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