Pearl:For self defense reasons,I'm going to pretend to be a robber,and you guys have to act wisely.

Steven:Okay.

Amethyst:Whatever.

Pearl:Give me all your money if you want to live!

Amethyst:Bold of you to assume I have money!

Steven:Bold of you to assume I want to live!

Navy:*hands a bag of money*I know it's not much,but I hope it helps.

Aquamarine:*takes money out of Pearl's pocket*

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Hater:I bet you guys can't guess what question that I'm asked all the time.

Sylvia:Will you please leave the premises?

Dominator:How high are you?

Ripov:Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Wander:Why are you like this?

Evil sandwhich(I ran out of characters):What is possessing you right now?

Hater:...

Hater:Flarp you guys-

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Scourge:So,I get the sense that we've finally run into a problem where killing someone isn't the answer.

Bone:So...What?We try diplomacy?

Scourge:Oh god no!Let's not get carried away now!

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Mina:How come whenever I have fun it's wrong!?

Star:Because people DIE when you have fun!

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Babs:I'll take a venti latte with nine espresso shots!

Kara:Dude,just do cocaine-