(Villains addition!)

(Ardia AU)

Sarah:So,how was the honeymoon?

Aralt:Lydia got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate.

Aralt:She said,"Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!".

^*~:3~*^

Judge:How do you plead?

Globby:*looks at Obake*

Obake:*mouths 'not guilty'*

Globby:Not milky.

Momakase:Just lock him up...

^*~:3~*^

Sol:Hey,Scourge,what does thot mean?

Scourge:Uhm,thoughtful person.

Sol:Thanks.

(Later)

Sol:Thanks,Darktail,your such a thot!

Darktail:*spitting out his apple juice*Abah,WHA-

^*~:3~*^

Globby:Your smiling.Did something good happen?

Obake:Can't I smile just because I want to?

Momakase:Hiro tripped and fell in a parking lot.

^*~:3~*^

Catra:*banging on Hordak's door*Hordak,I need to talk to you!

Catra:Entrapta gave you a phone for a reason!

Hordak:*opens the door slightly and throws something at Catra,then closing the door*

Catra:OW!DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE!?