Teacher:Can you please tell the class why your so late?

Zane:Somebody told me to go to hell.At first I couldn't find it,but now I'm here.

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Ashfur:My two talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things I saw coming.

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Aphmau:Guys,we have a problem.

Travis:What,the fire?

Aphmau:No,the-wait,the fire!?

Travis:No,I'll let you finish.This sounds more interesting.

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Cinderpelt:You know,I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people away from you.

Scourge:I do,but it doesn't always work.

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Rapunzel:Be the bigger person.

Varian:No.I'm five feet tall and bitter.YOU be the bigger person.