Giles:That's it!Your grounded!Xander,no comics.Willow,no magic.And Anya...What do you love?

Anya:Money.

Giles:Then Anya,no money.

Anya:Dang it!I was gonna say 'I'll sue you for that',but I guess that's out of the option.

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(During that one episode)

Varian:IIIIII FIXED IT!!!!!!!

Eugene:Fixed what?

Varian:EVERYTHING!!!!!

Water boiler:*blows up in background*

Varian:Except that...

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One kid in my chorus class:*tee posing in front of the classroom door*Hello,person who teaches.

My chorus teacher:Hello,strange child.

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Scourge:Your still in prison,I'm sorry.

Tigerclaw:Ya could you let me-

Scourge:*on a taxi*TaXi'S iN hElL cOsT 6 DoLlOrS pEr MiNuTe!!!!!

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Scourge before cofee:I hate everybody.

Scourge after coffee:I'm glad about hating everybody.