JONATHAN: My name is Jonathan Johnson.

EVELYN: And I'm Evelyn Li. Between the two of us, we've survived a global catastrophe, SFU's bunker, lightning strikes, the River District military, the Serenity Society, the NeuroGen Corporation, soulless attacks...

JONATHAN: cardiac arrest, not once but twice and even soullessness... That's right you heard me... What we've discovered, I don't even think at this point can even be called a cure because it's dangerous, maybe impossible to replicate and we just don't know enough yet but the reason we wanted to come on here was to let anyone who's out there listening know that there's hope and you are not alone. We've seen how fear and desperation can break people apart, so we have to stick together. Look out for each other, trust each other. At the end of the world, we're all we have left. 

EVELYN: We're leaving behind a recording of the information we've uncovered courtesy of my father— the late Dr. Li— We know there is so much misinformation out but there, but we hope that sharing it provides some answers for those of you who are searching. Our colony is headed to Vancouver Island. There's supposed to be less soulless there. We don't know for sure but perhaps with more resources we can begin developing a real research effort but if I've learned anything it's that we need to take risks. Hiding underground is not the answer anymore. We have to put ourselves out there no matter how scary it is. If a sheltered bunker girl like me with no sense of direction can make it out here, anyone can.

JONATHAN: You said it not me.

EVELYN: Hey! Don't be mean.

JONATHAN: I still think I should have started this broadcast off with "This is the story of how I died..." because you have to admit, it was a hell of a way to die.

EVELYN: Look, I appreciate the Disney reference, but don't you agree that it was better to reflect a more serious tone considering the context.

JONATHAN: You know, Bunker Girl, you can be such a kill joy. Can't we agree to disagree?

EVELYN: Fine.... You're incredibly annoying. You know that, right, Radiohead?

JONATHAN: but you love me.

EVELYN: *sigh* yeah I do.

JONATHAN: Love you too.

EVELYN: This is Evie Li

JONATHAN: and Jonathan Johnson, signing off for now. Stay safe out there.

– Evelyn Li and Jonathan Johnson (Radio Broadcast)