Jack : Hey.

Kendall : Hi Jack, just thinking about you. X

Jack : I was doing just fine before I met you.

Kendall : What do you mean, am I not relevant?

Jack : Drank too much, now that's an issue but I'm okay.

Kendall : Well that is something you still do, Maynard.

Jack : Hey!

Kendall : What?

Jack : Tell your friends it was nice to meet them.

Kendall : Okay, why? So you can try to hook up with them?

Jack : But I hope I never see them again.

Kendall : You are making absolutely no sense.

Jack : I know it breaks your heart.

Kendall : What?

Jack : Moved to the city in a broke down car.

Kendall : Know I didn't, I've lived here longer than you!

Jack : 4 years, no call.

Kendall : I've only known you for a year, not even.

Jack : Now your looking pretty in a hotel bar.

At this moment, I realised it was a prank and took it into my own hands.

Kendall : How do you know I'm in a bar?! Guys all over me.

Jack : I can't stop, no I can't stop.

Jack : Wait Kendall?! What.

Kendall : I'm in a bar, guys covering me. Who cares?

Jack : Me?! I'm your freaking boyfriend. Leave you for a day and you go and shag men.

Kendall : Well, leave you for a day and you lyric prank me it backfires.

Jack : Wait, are you in a club or no?

Kendall : Nope at my crib, come see if you like. There might be some men but I hope you don't mind.

Jack : What!

Kendall : Joking!

Jack : I hope, coming to your house now.

Kendall : Right.