People are still reading this? Wow, I thought everyone gave up by now.

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Jack's P.O.V

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~Le time skip BOI~

"Jaaaaaack, get off that stupid fucking phone and go to sleep," Mark complained asi continued to scroll through my twitter feed.

"Mark, it's only 2AM here. I'm sure you'll be fine-" "Fuck no I need my beauty sleep! And you need it more then I do so I'll take that," Mark rudely interrupted, taking the phone right out of my hand.

"But I can't sleep, I'm like an insomniac," I complained but Mark just ignored me and put the phone on the nightstand. I sighed heavily and tried to get some sleep.

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~MORNING FUCKERS~

Falling asleep was probably not the best idea, especially in a house of trouble makers, but if you're the first to wake you're fine (most of the time, anyway).

I checked the time on the clock on my nightstand that read 6AM. What time would it be back in the U.S.? I don't even feel like calculating that right now.

I rolled silently off the bed and grabbed my clothes, heading to the bathroom to take a quick shower and change.

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~Fuck Showers~

I walked into the living room, not expecting anyone else to be up, but there sat Adam and Ty.

"the fook you doin' up?" I questioned.

"Pranks. We didn't expect anyone to be up at this hour, so yeah. Why are you up?" Ty asked.

"I'm just a mornin' person I guess," I said, heading over to the kitchen.

"Will you be done before I finish making some pancakes for everyone?" I asked, looking at them past the weird hole in the wall that lets to see into the dining room.

This house was nice and tidy, I'm actually kinda surprised how small the living areas are. Then again, the rooms are quite big.

"If you make bacon as well, then yeah," Adam said, gathering up all the supplies he was going to use.

"Alright, fine," I said, taking out the pancake mix and bacon, preparing to make breakfast for everyone.

~too... many... time skips..~

"Done!" I said as I prepared everyone's plates and set them down at the table.

Adam and Ty came out of Tucker and John's room, giggling like a bunch of kids. They already woke up Sonja and Mark by pouring water on their faces and then whip creaming their faces. Not really creative but hey, it's still pretty fuckin' funny.

Tom, Jordan, Rhett, and Link were drawn all over with sharpie. Adam and Ty aren't that original, despite planning everything out for a little while.

"Go ahead and call everyone to dinner, Jack!" Ty chirped, skipping over to the table and taking a seat. Adam quickly followed his actions.Sonja lied down on four seats, not caring that people didn't have seats. Mark sat by Sonja's feet, and I sat down between Mark and Adam.

Rhett came out, followed by Link, both still in their boxers.

"I don't want to eat and see that at the same time," Sonja complained, sitting up straight into the chair next to me.

Adam and Ty giggled at the drawings they made, consisting of Link having a mustache and Rhett having a unibrow. How original.

Soon enough everyone was out of their rooms and at the table, except for John and Tucker. Everyone was already digging into their pancakes, so I decided to go see if they're up.

"Hey guys imma go check in on fucker and forehead," I said, getting up from the table.

"Okay mama Jack!" Sonj chirped, causing me to glare at her in response.

As I opened the door to their room I found them glued to the fucking bed.

"How the fuck did you guys even do this?" I shouted, and I hear Adam and Ty burst out laughing.

"I fucking hate being in the same house as them," Tucker complained, struggling to get out of the trap.

"Yeah, good luck living with them all summer, bud," I responded as Sonj ran over with her phone and started taking pictures.

"Alright everyone, let's all get ready and meet up with Matt's group already," Mark said, rushing everyone to get ready.

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I'm tired