Babs decided to drag you all to The Mall of Metropolis

Diana: By the white beard of Zeus, what is this place?

Y/n: It's called a mall you mango.

Babs: Normal teenager lesson number 1 never say stuff like... "By the white beard of Zeus." Lesson number 2 you gotta look the part.

She hands Diana different graphic T-shirts

Babs: Bright colors, big logos, be bold!

Kara then dumps a bunch of leather clothing in her arms

Kara: Leather, lots and lots of leather.

Babs: Lesson 3, your phone is your life. Pics, emails, texts, shopping, social media, every single bit of knowledge mankind has ever known.

Jess then hands her some organic clothing just like her own

Jessica: [grunt] Uh, no leather. These were all made with organic cotton from Turkey.

Karen drops a bit of clothing into Diana's arms as well

Karen: Dress to not draw attention to yourself. But not too much, or you risk drawing attention to yourself.

Y/n: You guys are torturing her

Babs: Now, get in there and be normal!

A few minutes later, Diana comes out wearing every piece of clothing given to her

Babs: I know. Accessories! Whoa! [grunt]

Babs fell after Zee had tripped her

Zee: [sigh] Have you finished tormenting this poor girl? Then, allow me. detcefrep rennam lla ni stcefrep kool ["perfected manner all in perfects look" with each word in reverse] Ta-da!

Jessica: Oh, she's good.

Babs: [gasps]

Zee: Ladies, and Y/n, may I present Diana Prince. Foreign exchange student from Greece. Geek chic.

Y/n: Zee, you're amazing!

Zee blushes as she flaunts her wand

Diana: And these garments give me the appearance of a typical mortal female adolescent?

Jessica: Oh yeah.

Zee: Oh, yes

Kara: I guess.

Diana: Good. Then it is my turn.

Babs: [squeal]

Suddenly, you all find yourselves standing next to one another at the top of a random building

Diana: If we are to be a team, then I must know your skills and abilities. You! Name, rank, skills and abilities.

Jessica: Uh... Hi, I'm Jess. I'm a cadet in something called the Green Lantern Corp. And... [exhales] Oh, boy. Well, see, I was given this power ring by these weird aliens. They are sort of like space cops and they patrol these different sectors. You know what, the whole thing is really complicated. I can make stuff with this ring.

Babs: That is so cool! Do a pogo stick!

Jess constructs a pogo stick

Babs: Now a burrito!

Jess constructs a burrito

Y/n: A SANDWICH!!!

Jess and Babs look at you, confused

Y/n: What? She got a burrito and a pogo stick, I can have needs too

Jess made the sandwich and you grabbed it

Y/n: Yes! Ah-

Jess then dissolved the construct before you can eat it , causing sadness and heartbreak

Y/n: My sandwich...[collapsed to the ground] It was innocent...

Jess: You know it was fake ri-

Y/n: Hush! I must grieve...[practically breaking into tears]

Diana inspected the ring while Babs went to console Y/n

Diana: With this ring of the gods, you may produce any weapon imaginable to beat your enemies into submission?

Jessica: Well, in theory, yes. But I don't believe in violence.

Diana: Admirable. So how shall you be known?

Jessica: Green Lantern? Kinda comes with the ring.

Diana: Good. And you, Batgirl?

Babs had already changed into her Batgirl outfit and was rummaging through a duffel bag full of different gadgets

Babs: I can do all sorts of cool stuff. Even though I don't have any alien rings or anything, but I'm really good at figuring things out. And I make the coolest bat gadgets, like this! Bat barometer and this glow-in-the-dark bat staff. And these bat grappling hooks that I was totally this close to using when Batman was fighting Professor Pyg on the roof of this building. But then Robin showed up, and Batman had to save him. And you know how that goes. And I never actually got to show him how they work. And I never even got to meet him, but that's a whole different story, so I...

Diana: You lack focus.

Babs: What?

Y/n: Rip

Diana walked over to Zee

Zee: You can call me the mysterious, the fabulous, the awe-inspring... Zatanna!

Diana: Impressive. Have you other skills?

Zee: I can turn a red heart black. Ever seen a jumping jack? Go ahead, check behind your ear.

Diana reached behind her ear and pulled out a card

Diana: [gasps] What sorcery is this? I have seen enough. Though you possess great quantities of style, you must learn to channel your magic into a cause. Our cause. And I am afraid this uniform will not suffice. Think of another.

Zee: [gasp]

Y/n: Dang, ironic huh Zee?

Babs: Try a cape.

She the. walked up to Karen

Diana: What can you do?

Karen: [grunt] I can, um... [scream] I'm still sort of working out the kinks. [gulp]

Karen shrinks down to the size of a bee

Karen: Oh, the wings aren't supposed to buzz like that. I'm working on rocket launchers, but they malfunction. The whole thing is all messed up. I wanted to be big and strong, so people would notice me, but... my growth tech backfired, and now I'm even smaller and more invisible than before. I should just go home...

Diana: You possess far more strength than you know. You simply lack confidence, little Bumblebee.

Karen: I actually prefer the indestructible, gamma phase, 1000 k—

Diana: Bumblebee.

Babs: Trust me, it's way better.

Y/n: Waaay more fitting.

Diana walked over to Kara next

Diana: And you, we've seen your incredible strength. Is there anything more you have to offer?

Kara: [scoff] Not to you. I'm no hero, "Princess." That racket's for chumps.

Diana: You could be the greatest hero the world of Man has ever known. You simply lack proper motivation!

Diana then grabbed Babs and threw her into the air

Y/n: YEET

Babs: AAAAAAH

Jessica: [gasp] Have you lost your mind?

Y/n: Why would you do that?! And can I go next?

Kara sped off and bought Babs back to the rooftop safely

Kara: Okay, fine. I am a super hero, all right. [scoff] So what?

Babs: [gasp] Again! Again, again, again!

Jessica: Oh, thank goodness.

Diana then walks over to you

Diana: Now, you. What can you offer to our team?...

Y/n: Y/n, Y/n L/n. You guys can just call me Plastic Man, I know it's not an ideal name but Elongated Man was taken so this was the next best thing. Anyway, I can pretty much stretch my body to different lengths and I'm nigh invulnerable

You then take off your hoodie and t-shirt,  revealing your suit under your clothes

Y/n: As for demonstration...Kara lay some on me

You point at your cheek, indicating Kara not to hold back on pummeling your face in

Kara doesn't hold back and lands about 30 powerful punches against your face, yet you still look like you normally do

Kara: Felt like my punches were just bouncing off of you

Y/n: Exactly

Diana: Impressive but you lack strategy. You cannot simply rely on invulnerability to win in a fight. Now then, with me my comrades!

You all find yourselves in the middle of a junkyard

Zee: Ugh, I conjured a new outfit to hang out in a junkyard?

Y/n: Hey it looks good, be proud of yourself

Babs: Shh. She knows what she's doing.

Zee: Oh yeah, Y/n try these on!

Zee hands you some white goggles with black lenses

Zee: I figured you should wear some kind of face cover. Secret Identity and all that

Y/n: Oh sweet!

You put them on and adjust the lenses

Y/n: It's perfect! Thanks Zee!

Zee blushes as Diana rallies you all

Diana: Soldiers! Our mission is to save the world of Man.

Babs: That's right.

Diana: In order to do this...

Babs: Preach, sister!

Diana:...we must learn to save...

Babs: Whoo-hoo!

Diana: ...man himself!

Y/n: Say what now?-

Diana pointed over to some mannequins she had prepared

Karen: Um, I think those are ladies.

Y/n: I don't like mannquins... They freak me out

Diana shows off her skills and save every single mannequin from being crushed by different cars she had thrown

Diana: And now, it is your turn.

Kara went first. Diana hurls a heap of cars toward the mannequins. Instead of saving the "people" below, she opted for just destroying every car Diana had thrown into the air. Diana seemed annoyed at this as everyone else was cringing at the sight of different car parts crushing the mannequins into pieces.

Kara: Whoops heheh...

After that debacle, you and the girls went to a comic shop

Babs: Normal teenager lesson number 4. Pop culture.

Zee: [groan] Culture? Is she kidding?

Y/n: You expected anything else from Babs?

Zee notices you kept the goggles on your forehead

Zee: You know, they actually look really good on you. I'm such a fashion genius

Y/n: Thanks again, I'll pay you back for them someday. I figured it won't take me long to change in case I need to so I'll just keep them on

Zee: I might take you up on that offer

Babs: [gasp] O-M... No way! It's the super-rare Batman giant super-special with limited edition pull-out Batman poster. I would kill for this!

Y/n: Seriously?! There's only like 12 of these in the world!

Diana: Have you learned nothing? We must protect the innocent, not engage in needless slaughter over material goods.

Jessica: Diana, it's just an expression. A figure of speech.

You all walk out of the store, with Babs skipping because she got the comic she wanted, and you slouching because you had to pay for her comic

Jessica: For instance, if you are hungry, you might say, "I'd kill for a burrito." Go on, you try.

Y/n: Aren't you vegan?

Jessica: Vegan burritos exist, Y/n

Diana walks up to the vendor and draws out some cash

Diana: [inhale] [exhale] I WILL KILL YOU FOR A BURRITO!

Burrito Vendor: AAAH

He started running away with Diana chasing him

Diana: Accept my payment or DIE!

The girls gasp as you just facepalm

Y/n: Wait where'd she get money from?

Babs: Oh yeah, I gave her your wallet

Y/n: You gave her my WHAT?!

You and the others start chasing Diana. Afterward, you're back at the junkyard. It was Zee's turn and all she had to do was turn off a trash compactor and save the mannequins. She made her spellcasting way too flashy that it took her too long to turn off the compactor

Y/n: Uh, Zee?

Zee: Yeah? Ooooh

She sees all of the mannequins crushed and cubed already

Zee: Oops...

Karen was next. Kara was holding a junkyard dog by the chain on its collar. Karen sheunk down and pulled out her missles from her suit. Kara let the dog go, and Karen fired her missles at the dog, only for them to malfunction. She flew into Diana's hair before the dog could devour her, causing her to get exhausted. Somehow the dog had gotten to the mannequin's head, so you all chased it down to get it back. Afterward Zee dragged you all to the spa

Babs: Normal teenager lesson number 26. Uh, what are we doing again?

Zee: Pampering ourselves. Isn't it relaxing? An important part of being a teenage girl is taking care of yourself.

Diana: And, in the world of Man, the toe-nail is the point of focus?

Zee: Precisely. Isn't this fun?

Y/n: Oooooooh Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh

The girls look over at you getting a deep tissue massage

Y/n: What? It helps with my training

Zee: I rest my case

Spa employee: Such enormous calluses.

Diana: Ugh!

Spa employee: Time for the big gun.

The spa employee bought out a foot sander as Diana pulled out her lasso

Diana: WEAPON!

Babs: DIANA

The girls chased after her as the woman giving you your massage went to follow, but you stopped her

Y/n: No no, you stay. They'll be fine I promise

She understood and finished giving you your massage. Back at the junkyard, Babs had to rescue a kitten, that's all. Except she wasn't focusing on Diana telling her what to do, instead opting to focus on a random butterfly.

She snapped back to reality and proceeded to punch, kick and explode all the mannequins and retrieve the kitten

Babs: And that's how Batgirl does it!

She looks over to the group as they all facepalm at her actions

Babs: Um...those weren't bad guys...heheh...

Y/n: Not at all Babs

Jess was up next. Diana had ordered Jess to fight in order to save the mannequins from the wrath of Babs with an excavator

Y/n: Okay who thought it was a good idea to let BABS of all people to operate an excavator?!

Instead she just constructed a safe and locked the mannequins in there, then pushed them to a safe place while smirking.

Diana pointed over to Babs, who trapped Kara with the excavator's claw. Kara broke free, only for the scraps of metal to fly into the safe and cut up the mannequins

You were up next, and Diana had something special made for you. She had Zee conjure up a 20 ft tall robot using a spell of hers. All you had to do was defeat it without harming the mannequins

Y/n: That all? Piece of cake!

You stretched your body all around the robot, starting with the legs and working your way up to the arms. The robot toppled to the floor and dissolved. The girls looked at you, almost dumbfounded while Diana just facepalmed

Y/n: What's with the looks guys?

You look over to where the robot landed to see the mannequins, smashed into pieces

Y/n: Oh...shitaki mushrooms...

Kara couldn't help but laugh as Diana walked up to you

Diana: Plastic Man, I told you you cannot just rush in to save the day. Being a hero is all about strategy. Without knowing what to do for your next move, many civilians will get hurt. You need to prepare yourself more.

Y/n: Right, I'm just not used to my powers at the moment...

Diana decides to end training there for now so you all can show her how to be a normal teen. You all drag her to a movie theatre and watch a cheesy romantic film

Babs: Normal teenager lesson number 86... Romance.

Aiden: I never wanted to love her, Alexandra. But she's the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me, ever. So, why hasn't Caitlyn texted me?

Kara: [snoring]

Alexandra: She just needs time, Aiden. It's only been two days. If she texts after three days,that's irrevocable love.

Diana: What is happening?

Y/n: I have no idea...

Karen: Aiden just realized he can't live without Caitlyn. But Alexandra is telling him that Caitlyn won't text until tomorrow, because that's exactly what Michael didn't do to her when they broke up. And, isn't it all just so sad and beautiful?

Diana: Teenage males are very confusing.

Jessica, Babs, Karen, Zee: Tell me about it!

Y/n: I'm right here ya know?

The girls just ignored you and finished the movie

Aiden: Caitlyn! You will be mine, Caitlyn. Forever.

Diana: Beware, Caitlyn! Aiden attacks!

Diana jumps out of her seat and slashes thw screen

Karen: No, Diana! He's just going to... Kiss her.

Afterward you all pile out of the theatre

Y/n: Finally! That movie made me want to gouge out my eyes

Kara: She is just not getting it, you guys.

Babs: No! I am not giving up on this team. There's got to be some place to loosen up an uptight warrior princess.

Karen: Oh, I know!

Karen takes you all to the pier, which was lined up with different carnival games and rides.

Y/n: Okay I'm in love with this place

You all had fun going on different rides and after a few hours you all decide to head off

Zee: Ladies and Gentleman, after a night like tonight, there's only one thing that can cement this friendship. Frosting!

Kara, Zatanna, Karen, Jessica: Sweet Justice!

Y/n: Sweet what now?

Kara: You do not wanna miss this!

Kara drags you and Babs into the building and almost immediately your eyes are filled with child-like wonder

Babs: How did I not know about this?

You all head over to the counter, where the barista comes up to you

Barry: Hey, guys. So, what's the haps, what's poppin', what's the latest? Can I get you something sweet? Sure hope so, 'cause that's what we have. It's sort of our specialty.

Jessica, Kara, Karen, Zatanna: Hi, Barry!

Barry: So, what'll it be? The usual? The usual? The usual? The usual? The usua—wha?

Zee: Babs will have the candy cake triple ripple tower with the rainbow sprinkles and  Y/n and Diana will have the death by chocolate.

Diana pulls out a mace and Zee pushes it back towards her

Zee: Figure of speech, Diana...

Y/n: Actually can I just get a chocolate cake shake, please?

Barry: Comin right up!

You all take your seats and Barry comes back almost immediately after you sit down

Barry: Here you go. Oh, hey, nice to meet you, Diana.

Diana: It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I shall await your text message in three days' time.

Barry leaves back to the counter, utterly confused

Jessica: Well, what are you waiting for?

You and Babs start eating but midway you stop because you feel like you're about to have a heart attack. Diana however is just staring into space

Y/n: Um...Diana?

Diana devours the entire thing almost as fast as Barry bought it over

Diana: Never have I tasted such wonderment. More. I must have more of this magical concoction. Do you intend to eat that?

Karen: Uh...

Diana grabbed yours and Karen's shakes and devours it

Y/n: Hey!

Karen: Diana...

She then proceeds to eat everyone else's ice cream and shakes and passes out on the table. You climbed onto it to check on her

Y/n: Um...Diana? You dead?

Diana then quickly sits up, causing you to fall of the table

Diana: BROTHER! SISTERS!

Y/n: AHH *thud*

Diana: This food is more delectable than ambrosia, this place more perfect than Elysium. I declare that we must celebrate our every future victory here and thus!

Babs: Sweet Justice for the win!

Diana: I do not know what that means!

Sweet Justice Owner: Hey, what are you doing? We turned down the offer. Get out of here, please.

Sweet Justice Owner's Wife: We said we wouldn't sell. Barry, go get our lawyer.

Jessica: Lawyer? Why do they need a lawyer?

A bunch of robots then appear behind the Foreman

Demo-bot Foreman: Attention, citizens. This business or dwelling has been categorized for immediate destruction.

Sweet Justice Owner: No!

Demo-bot Foreman: By order of the city of Metropolis, you must vacate before structure removal begins. You have 30 seconds to comply.

The building is filled with screams as everyone scrambles to get out

Kara: What should we do?

Zee: What can we do? They're city robots.

Demo-bot Foreman: You have 15 seconds to comply.

Sweet Justice Owner's Wife: Please, girls, let's go. Nothing we say is gonna stop 'em.

Jessica: But the city can't tear this place down without your permission. This doesn't make sense.

Demo-bot Foreman: You have ten seconds to comply.

Ten...

Nine...

Eight...

Diana: Is this a law we must obey? Or should we fight?

Sweet Justice Owner: Girls, please. This isn't worth getting hurt over.

Karen: Let's get out of here. We're not ready for a fight.

Demo-bot foreman: Two, one... This completes your warning. Demolition will now begin.

You notice a kid wearing VR goggles about to get hit by one of the robots

Boy: Johnny, look out!

You run past Diana, already in your costume, and expand your hands around the robots holding them back from destroying the building. Diana looks at you as you fend of the robot to protect Johnny

Y/n: Ngh! Go! Get out of here!

Johnny runs out of Sweet Justice with his friend

Y/n: You guys just gonna stand there and do nothing or are you gonna help me?!

Diana: Plastic Man is right! It matters not if these villains are protected by man's law. Our mission is to protect the innocent. And that is what we must do. Come, sisters. This is our time!

Everyone changed into their respective outfits as Kara went to save the owners from being hurt

Kara: You're right. This is our time.

Jessica and Zee: Yeah!

Diana: Huzzah! Let us earn more chocolate.

Babs: Hee-ya!

More robots were piling into the building. You dropped the robots you were holding to help the girls. Babs kicked down a robot and Zatanna used her spells to take them down.

Zee: og tog mrof ecnehw uoy emac ["go got from whence you came" with each word in reverse] Thank you, thank you. Nobody gets past the great Zatanna!

Y/n: Not the time for showboating, Zatanna!

Diana: Great Hera! Why do they not run? Quickly, Supergirl, you must—

Kara: I got it!

Diana: No, wait!

Kara: I said I got it!

She accidentally throws a robot at you, but you duck just in time

Y/n: Really, Supergirl?!

Kara: You're okay aren't you?!

You wrapped your arms around two robots and bashed them together, then tossing them. One of them was about to hit Jess but you grabbed it before it could hit her, throwing it at the ceiling.

Jessica: Whoa! Bumblebee, try short circuiting them!

Karen: GAH! It's too scary! I don't want to! I can't!

Batgirl started throwing batarangs at random places after a piece of rubble fell behind her

Diana: Focus Batg— Oh, Hades! I shall do it myself!

Zee: Take this, heinous beasts!

Zee takes out a couple of robots as Diana runs over to dismantle them with her sword. That is, until you accidentally punched her with a hammer fist

Diana: Oof-

Y/n: Oh crud! I'm so sorry Diana, I didn't mean to hit you!

Diana flies into Kara who flies into a wall

Jessica: [grunt] Everyone out! It's coming down!

The building collapses as soon as you all make it out alive. The robots roll out of the building a few seconds after

Demo-bot Foreman: Thank you for your cooperation. You will receive a bill for any damage to city property. Have a nice day.

You all just stood there until Diana slapped Kara in the face

Diana: Insubordination! Why did you not await my orders?! You are reckless!

Kara: Well, excuse me, Princess, in case you didn't notice I was the only one in there actually fighting!

Karen: Nh-h, I was fighting.

Zee: You were cringing.

Kara: If you wanna yell at someone, yell at her! One flick of that ring, and she could've taken all of them out!

Jessica: Oh, like Plastic Man took out you and Wonder Woman?! Or was Zatanna's showboating a better strategy?!

Zee: At least my magic blast did more than some silly magic rope!

You and Babs were looking through the wreckage while they were arguing. Babs find the logo that was on one of the robots

Babs: [gasp] [louder gasp] You guys. You guys! It's okay, it's okay. We can fix this. A city would never demolish a private business! And demo-bots would never endanger the public! They were rigged! By Lex Luthor!

Jessica: Lex Luthor?

Babs: Uh-huh.

Y/n: That's what it looks like

Zee: The wealthiest and most powerful man in all of Metropolis?

Babs: Uh-huh.

Kara: Oh, jeez. Focus, Batgirl! What could Lex Luthor possibly have against cupcakes?!

Babs: Uh... Huh? Uh, I don't know.

Y/n: Lactose Intolerance?

Karen: Face it. We were never meant to be heroes. Especially me.

Babs: Bumblebee, wait.

Zee: Well, I for one concur with Karen. I never wanted to do this in the first place.

Babs: No! You guys! Come on.

Jessica: I knew this stupid ring would lead to violence and destruction.

Kara: Like I said, trying to be a hero is for chumps.

Everyone turned away from you and Babs and changed into the normal clothing

Babs: Wonder Woman?

Diana: Barbara Gordon, Y/n L/n, meet... my mother.

A gigantic figure appears next to Diana

Y/n: Dude, your mom looks like a final boss.

Queen Hippolyta: Disguising yourself as a warrior, entering the tournament of Athena and Aphrodite against the wishes of your Queen, leaving Themyscira without my permission!

Babs: Wait, you snuck out? But I thought it was your destiny to save the world of Man.

Queen Hippolyta: This insolent child has no such destiny! She has brought shame upon her people! Come, Diana! It is time to return home—

Diana: Ow, ow, ow!

Queen Hippolyta: —and accept your punishment. You are in for the grounding of your immortal life, young lady.

You then rush in front of Queen Hippolyta and spread your arms, blocking her path

Y/n: Sorry, but I'm not letting you through until you let her go

Hippolyta responds by punching you into the air

Queen Hippolyta: Insolent child, just like my own daughter

Y/n: AAAAAAAAAAH

Babs: [weepily]  Y/n...Diana?...

Babs then pulls out her phone

Babs: Dad, can you come pick me up?

You splat onto the ground next to Babs and put your thumb in your mouth and blow to make yourself normal again

Y/n: I'm with you Babs, but I gotta head home too. I'll call you later and we'll see what we can do to get Diana back

You stretch your arms across two buildings and slingshot your way home