One day in Metropolis High, Lois Lane, holding a large coffee cup and a stack of newspapers, unlocks the door to the Newspaper Club, aptly named "The Daily Planetoid Office" and finds Leslie Willis, sitting on her desk waiting for her.

Lois: Leslie Willis. I see you let yourself in... again. What brings you by?

Leslie: Just saving your newspaper, Lois. I've got an idea that'll make it at least somewhat readable.

Lois: Make it fast. I got deadlines.

Leslie: Picture this. A gossip column written by yours truly.

Lois: Not a chance.

Leslie: What? Why not? Worried I'll upstage the puff pieces you write?

She looks at the newspaper story about Wonder Woman and Plastic Man saving cats from a tree

Leslie: Saving cats? Seriously?

Lois: Look, Willis. You got spunk, gumption, bravado, all qualities of a great reporter, but gossip columns are too mean, and not to put too fine a point at it, so are you. Anything else?

Leslie groans and goes to walk out of the room as Lois sits at her desk and sips on her coffee while working on her laptop. Leslie sees her do this and decides to give her a little shock to her system by sending a small electric shock to Lois's laptop charger, causing the laptop to short circuit and shock Lois as she spilled coffee on herself. Leslie takes a picture of the scene before leaving. As soon as she gets home, she uploads the picture on her gossip website, laughing wickedly as it loads

Leslie: Too mean, eh, Lois Lame? Well, the public loves mean, and I'm gonna give 'em all they can handle.

The next few days were a living hell for some of the students at Metropolis High, all because of Leslie's chase for clout.

On Monday, Leslie secretly cracked open the door that Jimmy Olsen was developing pictures in and shocked the light switch, causing it to turn on and the photos to gray out before they could finish developing. Leslie took a picture of Jimmy holding the grayed out photo of Superman he was developing while crying and uploaded it to her website

Tuesday afternoon, Barbi was heading towards the exit to leave school for the day, but Leslie shocked the door, which was being held open by an electromagnetic component that shorted out when Leslie shocked it, causing the door to slam right into Barbi's face. Leslie snapped a picture and posted it on her website

Wednesday morning, Barry and Basila were running late to class, as usual, and Leslie shocked Barry on his back, causing him to slam right into Basila, who slammed into the door frame. That same day in science class, Garth was saddened at the fact he had to dissect a starfish

Garth: You deserve better, buddy...

As Garth was about to make the first cut, Leslie shocked the starfish, which jumped onto Garth's face. Leslie snapped the picture and posted it on her website

Thursday came along, and you're walking with the girls as they're laughing at the picture of Garth on Leslie's website. Well, really everyone but you and Diana was laughing

Diana: Poor Garth. Why on the name of Hera do you laugh?

Babs: Because it's funny.

Diana: "Funny"? Is this what the world of man finds humorous? This suffering of others?

Zee: Oh, it's just an embarrassing moment, Diana. We all have 'em.

Diana: And we are all hurt when we are mocked and ridiculed. Mankind is better than this.

Y/n: No we're not, people suck, that's just life. I do agree with you though, this isn't funny. Garth didn't even want to show up at school today out of fear of being ridiculed

Bas: I agree, people are the WORST

Student: Hey look! It's Lois LAME!

Bas: Right on cue

You turn to see students ridiculing Lois as she tries to get to her club room, only to walk past Leslie.

Leslie: Hey, Lois. Bet you wish you had a gossip column now.

Lois: Ugh!

Lois rolls her eyes at her and grabs the doorknob to the club room, only for Leslie to zap the knob and electrocute Lois, causing everyone else (except Diana) to laugh at her. It was at this point, you had enough and marched right up to Lois and help her up while giving Leslie a stink eye

Y/n: It's not funny, Lesbian

Leslie: Uh, yeah it is. I have millions of followers that say otherwise

Y/n: Wow, you're dense. You know, just because you get off to other people's misery doesn't mean I'm gonna stand for it.

Leslie: We'll see about that, pretty boy

You help Lois into the club room and leave to go to class as the students disperse

Leslie: Oh we'll see indeed...

Later that day, you and Diana were hanging out at the mall because Diana was trying to return some high heels she had bought, and promptly destroyed because of her training. Meanwhile, Leslie was at the mall looking to take her posts to the next level. She looked around only to see you drinking a soda while Diana was complaining to the store clerk, and an elevator going up, giving her a devious idea

Leslie: Oh! Things are looking up. Or should I say, down.

Leslie laughs mischievously to herself as she shocks the elevator's systems, causing it to start to fall to the bottom floor. Meanwhile, you were still slurping on a soda while Diana was still complaining about her shoes

Diana: The warranty stated these would withstand vigorous activity, but they did not withstand infantry training.

You look around you and notice the elevator rapidly falling down

Y/n: Uh, Diana?

Diana looks towards you as you point at the elevator full of screaming people. She immediately changes into Wonder Woman as you put on your goggles and hoodie.

Y/n: Use your lasso to hold the elevator up, I'll get the people out!

Diana: Right!

Diana throws her lasso up to the elevator and it latches onto it, holding it steady above the floor as you pry open the doors and shape shift into a trampoline under the door

Y/n: Alright people, don't be alarmed, we're here to hel-

Almost immediately, people just started jumping out the elevator, right onto your face. After all of the people in the elevator jump down to safety, you shapeshifted back into your regular form, dizzy beyond relief and almost slurring when you spoke.

 Y/n: (slurring) Glad to be of service, folks...

Everyone around you both cheered as you collapse on the floor in agony. That is, everyone except Leslie, who was pushing through the cheering crowd to get to you two. Once, the crowd started to disperse and you pulled yourself together, she went up to you two, furious

Leslie: What's your problem, lady and the tramp? You ruined my shot!

Diana: Your shot?

Y/n: So you did this? People could've seriously gotten hurt here!

Diana gasps as she finally realizes what's going on

Diana: It is you! You are the one behind these videos! Well, contrary to what you may think, I believe that your inter-web theatrical comedy is in fact a tragedy, and mean in spirit.

Y/n: Yeah, what she said

Leslie: "Mean in spirit"? Golly Gee Wilikers! And to think all those poor losers on my website keep getting laughed at over and over again. What was I thinking?

Y/n: "How many people's lives can I absolutely destroy to satisfy my psychopathic tendencies?", "No one understands me so I lash out to make them understand me", I can go on and on

Leslie: Well, from now on, I swear I won't humiliate or hurt anyone again, I promise

Y/n: Yeah, right, I'll believe that when pigs fly

Diana: Well, I am pleased you have seen the error of your ways.

Y/n: Say what now?

Leslie: Tell you what. Why don't you and the other super hero girls watch my, uh, inter-web theatrical comedy tonight for an extra special announcement... Just for you two!

Diana: Indeed we shall.

Leslie walks off as you two turn to leave the mall. You take off your goggles and tie your hoodie around your waist as Diana quickly changes back into her normal clothes in the bathroom. Once you head outside, you stretch your arms over your back as Diana walks beside you.

Y/n: You're way too gullible, sometimes, you know that?

Diana: How do you mean?

Y/n: I know Leslie, she's completely psycho. I bet you she's gonna find some way to get herself out of this, but have someone else take over for her. That way she gets what she wants and she "technically" doesn't break her promise to us

Diana: Nonsense, Y/n. If people really want to change, they will do so, and everyone will live in harmony

Y/n: Diana, I love you, but you're wrong. This isn't Themyscira, this is the real world, where people absolutely suck. Trust me, Leslie's never gonna change

Diana: Well, you did

Y/n: I'm a special case. I wanted to make something better of my life. People like Leslie just wanna watch the world burn, and even worse people will hold a flamethrower and actually burn it

Diana: Well, I for one think that Leslie has seen the true error of her ways, and we will no longer see our friends be ridiculed and humiliated

The next day, you're sitting on your couch while on your laptop, scrolling through Leslie's website when you notice Leslie had recently gone live. You click on the livestream and see Leslie sitting in a chair with glasses and a blazer on, while holding her hands together

Leslie: Hey everyone out there in Leslie Land. Tonight I've got a special announcement to make. Someone so thoughtfully pointed out that my channel is "mean in spirit." So therefore I'm officially retiring...

Leslie gets up from her chair, saddened, and exits the frame

Y/n: Oh, well looks like Diana was right...I should apologize when I see her...

Except, Leslie came back after a few seconds later

Leslie: ...and handing over the site to new management! I'd like to introduce your new host!

Y/n: New what?!

Leslie left out of frame again as lightning and thunder crashed throughout the stream, as Leslie (now in her Livewire form) appeared in the chair and put her feet up on the desk

Livewire: What up, Metropolis! The name's Livewire. And if you thought what Leslie was doing was mean in spirit. Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. I'm gonna supe things up. As in super-prank, super-laughs, and super-humiliation! And Wonder Whiner, Spastic-Man and the rest of the Superhero Girls, just try and stop me!

The stream ends, causing your laptop to short circuit and power down. You hear your phone ring, and seeing it's Diana, you answer it.

Y/n: Let me guess, you and the others saw Leslie's stream?

Diana: ...Yes...

Y/n: And what do you say?

Diana: ...You were right....

Y/n: As usual. I'll talk to you tomorrow

You hang up your phone and toss away your broken laptop.

Y/n: Mom! Can we go laptop shopping?

After school the next day, you're all hanging at Karen's house, watching Livewire's videos of Kara, Jess, Basila, Zee, Babs, and Karen all being humiliated in different ways. You scroll down to the comments and read the first one, as Karen started sobbing and hiding in a closet

Y/n: "These videos are the best. SHGs are the worst. Bumblebee, funniest video ever!"...

Karen: And I'm never ever, ever coming out again! Ever!

Jess: It's really not that bad, Karen.

Y/n: Livewire's gone too far this time, we gotta find a way to stop her and fast

Just then, Livewire went live on her website again

Livewire: Waddup, Metropolis? Livewire here with a major-razor invite to all my shockateers. Glen Morgan Square. Midnight. Come see my most epic prank yet. And Super-Lamo-girls, specially you, Wonder Wimp and Drastic-Man... You should come too! If you dare.

Jessica scoffs at the end of the stream as it showed a cheap GIF of Livewire kicking her in the butt

Diana: Livewire dares challenge us again? Now that is funny!

Diana laughs as everyone else looks at her, understandably worried. Diana stops laughing when she realizes, no one else is laughing with her

Diana: Tell me I am right...

Bas: Di, she's been creaming us constantly. I don't know if we can stop her

Y/n: We can't just sit here and give up though. Come on, we're going to Glen Morgan Square.

You all meet up at an alley in Glen Morgan Square, dressed in your respective hero outfits. You stretch your neck out of the alley to see a parade of people crowding the streets to see Livewire's big stage debut in the middle of the road

Y/n: Jeez, and to think she gave us VIP passes for this. Even Lois is here!

You pull your neck back into the alley as Diana prepares to come out with you, only to find the rest of the girls hiding behind trash cans

Diana: Sisters, why so frightened when so many have come to see us triumph?

Jess: We're not frightened. It's just they haven't come to see us triumph.

Karen: They've come to see her make fools of us.

Y/n: Then let's make her look like a fool for once

Suddenly the screens on the stage turn on, counting down to 1 before Livewire appears on the screen

Livewire: Waddup, Metropolis! You ready for the prank night of the century?!

The crowd cheers as Leslie comes out of the screens and onto the stage.

Livewire: So you may be wondering what Livewire has in store for her beloved shockateers? Let's kick things off as the queen of mean memes unleashes some mean memes!

The screens turn back on and show Livewire's fight with Supergirl, which ended with her being knocked into a garbage truck, causing you and the girls to audibly gasp from the alley and look at Kara

Livewire: Ha! Explains her recycled outfit.

Kara dejectedly looks down in embarrassment as the crowd starts laughing at her. Livewire pulls up a photo from her fight with Batgirl, where Babs was being chased by her own scooter

Livewire: I guess Batgirl still needs training wheels.

The crowd proceeded to laugh at Babs held her cape while trying not to cry. Livewire then showed a picture from her fight with Green Lantern and Clayface, showing Bas and Jess on the ground in a dizzy state with their butts in the air

Livewire: Look, everyone. We found the cause of greenhouse gasses!

Jess and Bas looked in shock and embarrassment as everyone started laughing at them. The next picture showed Zatanna after her hair got zapped, causing it to stand upright and spiked up, kind of like a porcupine, being compared to, well, a porcupine, causing everyone to laugh at her as she looked down in shame while you comforted her

Livewire: Who wore it better? Zatanna or porcupines?

And lastly, Livewire pulled up the video of Karen being forced to dance, hitting the final nail in the coffin for the girls as everyone started laughing at her while Karen shrunk herself and floated into a garbage can

Livewire: Looks like bees don't dance, huh? But wait a minute. We're missing a couple. Where is Wonder Weenie and Spaz-Guy? Did they have the guts to show up tonight? Come on, Livewire's calling you out!

Diana: Come, sisters, our enemy awaits!

Diana draws her sword, but no one wants to come out

Diana: Huh? You hesitate?

Babs: We can't go out there...

Bas: It's humiliating...

Diana: Girls, you must believe in people's humanity. They are good. They could never laugh when faced with true suffering.

You let go of Zee and march up to Diana, almost fed up with her "faith in humanity" bull

Y/n: Look around, Diana! They've been doing nothing but standing there and laughing at them while they got humiliated in front of the entire town! It's like I said before, this isn't Themyscira where it's all sunshine, rainbows, and Amazonian battle cries! This is Metropolis! And here in Metropolis, people suck! So either we run away with our tails between our legs, or we SHUT HER DOWN!

Diana stares at you, almost impressed, but still shocked at your behavior. She drew her sword and walked out of the alleyway

Diana: Take care of them, Plastic-Man. I will shut her down, myself.

Diana walks up to Livewire's crowd while being bombarded by people laughing in her face, until Livewire noticed her approaching

Livewire: Hey! Look who's here!  Spastic-Guy not with you? That's a shame

Diana: Livewire, your reign of cruelty and humiliation has reached its end.

Livewire: No, I don't think so. If anything, it's only just begun.

Diana leapt at Livewire, but Livewire blew a kiss at her, which ended up shocking her sword, causing it to fall out of her hands while everyone laughed at her. As Diana charged at Livewire, ready to punch her, Livewire took control of some wires and hit her to the ground

Livewire: See, Blunder Woman. The people love mean.

Diana looks on as the crowd continues laughing at her. Livewire absorbs energy from a lamppost and aims right at Diana

Livewire: Hear them laugh? Laughing at you? You're just a joke to them. And now, it's time for the punch line.

Livewire throws the energy toward Diana, causing her to be sent flying into the audience, now covered in bruises. The crowd's laughter slowly dissipates and turns into worry and gasps in dismay at her suffering.

Livewire: What's the matter, Wonder Weakling?! Can't handle a little zap!

Livewire sends a full electric blast at Diana while laughing maniacally, only to stop when she realizes she's not hitting her. She looks to see you standing in front of Diana, absorbing the beam with your entire body while groaning in pain as the crowd cheers for you

Y/n: Ngh- God this sucks!

Diana: P-Plastic-Man...

Y/n: It's okay! I got this!

Livewire: No no no! Where did you come from?! How are you doing that?!

Y/n: Guess you haven't heard, I'm a pretty good conductor!

Livewire stops shooting the electric beam at you as you take a knee and catch your breath.

Livewire: You think your friends will save you?

Y/n: I'm more than enough to take you down. Bring it on, Spark Plug!

You sprint towards Livewire as she fires another electric beam at you, but you slide underneath her and break a fire hydrant that was behind her. You then turn into a giant pipe and direct the flowing water right onto her, causing the crowd to laugh at Livewire as she stands up, now completely soaked. You transform back into your normal form and look on as Livewire stumbles at the crowd, who are now taking pictures of her

Livewire: Huh? Hey, what gives? Why are you laughing? This isn't funny!

Y/n: You gotta admit, it is kind of funny

Livewire: Whatever, losers. If that can grab your attention, maybe this will, too.

Livewire charges herself with electricity from the surrounding buildings, plunging Metropolis into a blackout while the crowd screams and scatters. When she goes to attack you again however, Livewire finds herself out of electric charge, due to absorbing all of that power while being wet and essentially overloading herself. The crowd sees this and continues to laugh at her, while you join in

Livewire: Stop it! Stop laughing!

Y/n: What's wrong Livewire? Power Surge?

Livewire: Stop laughing at me!

Livewire then turns into a bolt of electricity and disappears into a cellphone, which is picked up by Lois

Lois: "Later, losers. You haven't seen the last of Livewire."

Y/n: What a spaz. Oh well, I'll be ready for her next time

Lois: You were awesome, Y- I mean, Plastic-Man

Y/n: Yeah, I'm also in immense pain...

You walk over to Diana, who passed out from the pain, and picked her up princess style as the crowd cheers on for you and her. You meet up with the other girls in the alley and let Supergirl fly off with Diana as you all go home. Meanwhile, Leslie is in her bedroom checking the news about her latest blunder

Leslie: "Shocker in Glen Morgan Square. Bully gets what for..." I'll show those losers. Just wait till I get my shockateers to...

She clicks on her website to see that all of her "shockateers" have unfollowed her MetropoVids website.

Leslie: My shockateers! Where are they going?

She scrolls down to see a button at the bottom of the page

Leslie: "Click here for an even better site"? Ugh!She clicks on the button and is redirected to a website that showed The Superhero Girls and Plastic Man saving cats from a tree

Leslie: Seriously?!

Leslie takes a picture that she had of Plastic-Man and pins it to her dartboard, and then throws a dart that lands right in between Plastic-Man's eyes

Leslie: You're dead, Spastic-Man...DEAD!

PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!

A/N: Yeah sorry this took so long to update. I had a ton of personal/computer issues and at one point I lost everything I had written so I had to rewrite the whole entire thing, but hey it's here now and I like the direction I'm trying to go with here. While this is still a harem story I know I'm taking my sweet time in getting into your relationships with the other girls besides Zee. I'm just trying to find a good point to lean into it while also trying to find a way for Zee to be okay with it. 

So until I can do that, the least I can do is let you guys vote on who you want next in the harem

- Jess (Green Lantern)

- Basila (Clayface)

- Barbara (Batgirl)

- Kara (Supergirl)

- Karen (Bumblebee)

- Diana (Wonder Woman)

The winner with the most comments under their name will be announced next chapter

Until then, I'll leave you guys to it

Later!