M'ss'y O'C'nn'r sat in the office, enraged. "What do you mean, I'm not qualified for such a profession?" The lady rolled her eyes. "Exactly what can you do-" the woman glanced back at her clipboard. " 'Princess Unicorn' ?"  "Ummmm, let's see, I'm from outer space, I can shoot laser beams out of my horn, and I can fly on rainbows I create from my tail!" "Sorry, miss....."
"Missy."  And with that, M'ss'y stomped out of the room.