Percy was walking around New York with Frank, happily chatting and catching up on things until they bumped into a monster. Naturally, they killed it and moved on, but when they walked a block away from where they'd killed a monster, a little bit was standing there with an ice cream cone and his mouth hanging open. The ice cream dripped.

"Uh," Percy started, "Where's your mom little guy?"

Like a cliché superhero movie, the scoop of ice cream fell to the floor and the little boy kept staring with his mouth open. Frank was about to say something when the little boy finally spoke up.

"No way! Awe you two supewhewoes? Awe you togethew? Can I be youw son?"

Frank's eyes opened wide, "Whoa! Slow down. We're only 17 and 16, we can't have you as our son. And no, we're not together."

The little boy's face fell, "Oh."

Then Percy came in with, "But we are superheroes and we can give you our autograph!"

The little boys face lit up again, "Yay! Can you sign my fowehead?"

Percy chuckled, "Anything for our number one fan." He produced Riptide and signed his name on his forehead, then he handed the pen to Frank, who rolled his eyes, "I hope this isn't permanent, I don't want his mom mad at us and him."

Percy shrugged, "Aw c'mon man, look how cute he is!"

Then a woman's voice came from behind, "Fred! There you are!" Percy and Frank looked back and that gave a clear view to her of her son's forehead and she yelled, "Did you two write on my son's forehead?!"

Percy turned to Frank, "Run!"

"Good idea." And so they ran away from the angry mother.

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Sorry for any of those who requested a one shot, it might take a while, I need to catch upon other requests but I hope you stick around for the one you asked for! Sorry guys but thank you for all the reads, votes and comments!!!

Yours in demigodishness and all that, Izzy