Mr. D: Ah! You must be Annabelle's cousin, Mango Cheese

Magnus: Sir, it's Magnus Cha-

Mr. D: I know what I said Magnet Charleston

Magnus: No, sir, it's Magnus-

Mr. D: Don't correct me Margarine Chihuahua

Magnus: That's not even close to my name wtf

Percy: Welcome to Camp Half-Blood...

Mr. D: GO CLEAN THE STABLES PETERSON JAMAICA!