A Fangirl at school:

Teacher: Stop drawing those rune things all over your papers!
Teacher: stop clicking your pen. It isn't a sword.
Teacher: No, it is definitely not a metaphor. We're in math class.
Teacher: stop reading and pay attention.
Teacher: why do you raise your hand with only three fingers? And stop whistling that annoying tune!
Teacher: that's it. Go to the principal's office.
Me: No.
Teacher: Excuse me?
Me: I'm divergent I can't be controlled.
Me: *jumps out window*