There was a boy with blue eyes.

That blue-eyed boy's name was Luke.

Luke was hungry.

Luke went to a pizza place.

Luke wanted a pizza.

Luke wanted a pepperoni pizza.

There was none left.

Luke was sad.

Luke saw a stranger with pretty brown eyes eating a pepperoni pizza.

Luke wanted that pizza.

No.

Luke needed that pizza.

Luke went over to the man.

Luke grabbed the man's hair.

Luke kissed the man deeply.

Luke sister-snatched that pizza like the bad bitch he is.

The man was stunned.

Luke ran.

Luke ran so fast.

Luke was so happy about his sister-snatching skills that he didn't realise he ran onto the road.

Luke got hit by a car.

A couple ran over to him.

One had hazel eyes, the other had green eyes.

Luke was relieved that he would get help.

The one with green eyes squealed.

The hazel-eyed one grabbed the pizza.

Luke was sad.

Luke died.

The couple ate the pizza while dancing on Luke's dead body.

The couple were stomping around Luke's corpse with the pizza like they were doing a ritual.

The brown-eyed boy stepped out of the pizza place.

He pulled out a badge.

"I'm a cop. What's going on here."

The couple were scared.

They didn't want to be arrested.

They were about to run.

But..

"Wait. Is this a pizza sacrifice ritual? I love pizza sacrifice rituals!"

He joined the couple in their pizza sacrifice ritual.

Together, the brown-eyed boy, the green-eyed boy, and the hazel-eyed boy danced on the blue-eyed boy's dead body.

The green-eyed boy spoke.

"Wanna have a threesome?"

"Over the dead body?"

"Why not."

So they did the pretzel twist.

On Luke.

Until a car came and hit them all.

THE END.