Welp.

That happened.

Rip. Calum Hood (Death by car (or too many orgasms??))

Rip. Michael Clifford (Death by car (or too many orgasms??))

Rip. Ashton Irwin (Death by car (or too many orgasms??))

Rip. Luke Hemmings (Death by car (he died a virgin))

A moment of silence to mourn the loss of our pizza-lovin' friends.

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PFFTT YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH THESE DUDES BUT THEY'RE TOO COOL FOR YOU 

...and me.

I'm sad now.

I hope you liked the book.

Bye.

Love, Rory.

:) xx