REPOST (cuz my prev book got deleted :)) )

[This was supposed to be a V-Day gift for y'all but me being down with cold...I couldn't complete the chapter ಥ_ಥ...so here's a post V-Day gift<3 Also SpyNut has become the talk of the town (and my fav too) so couldn't stawp myself from writing smth abt their lovely friendly bickering relationship! Those who don't like 'em [ Idk if anyone really doesn't like 'em] please leave RIGHT NOW!!!!)

Sailub x Supanut
Fluff

~ The Forbidden Lady ~

It was past 9 p.m where Supanut finally decided that he had robbed enough of the shop and would come to smuggle all the other stuff some other day. The number of bags he had with himself where almost half of his own age and their total mass was triple of what he weighed. Nut knew well, if he tried to carry them all, he was bound to trip and fall. Not wanting to scar his beautiful face and twist and turn his body, he had given all the heavier stuff to his 'best friend' and kept only the light ones for himself to carry.

"Now Nut I'm warning you for real...it's going to be a long journey and if you talk-"

"Heyyy guysss!"

Sailub shook his head, banging his forehead slightly with his fist as he gripped the steering wheel tightly with his right hand, gritting his teeth. Nut had gone live on Instagram and Sai knew well that this shit would continue unless they reach their condo...which meant a full livestream of two hours. Sai would be glad if it was just Nut chatting with his fans about himself or anyone else or anything else but no! He knew what Nut would 'chat' about and he was already frustrated.

Hope this little idiot keeps his mouth shut. Ugh Heavens! Where have you stuck me in?

Sai drove the car in a smooth pace down the road. It was close to ten and so the roads weren't that crowded, though a galore of cars did rumble down the lanes. Sai greatly regretted the fact of not having his earpods with him, so he had to listen to Nut's blabbering and slight air slaps and punches throughout the journey.

P'Sai didn't buy me this...

P'Sai didn't buy me that...

P'Sai always scolds me...

P'Sai didn't take me to that restaurant...

P'Sai didn't buy me that bag-

"Oy what nonsense are you saying?" interrupted Sai, turning his gaze slightly towards the boy beside him, "What bag are you talking about, huh? I didn't buy you that bag?"

"I'm talking about the pink one I saw today," replied Nut, with a pout of slight annoyance, "You-You didn't buy me that..."

"I already bought four bags for you, Nut," replied Sai a little grim, focusing on the road in front of him, "And yet you're complaining about that one bag?"

"That bag was pretty," Nut murmured a little, turning his face towards the screen of his mobile, "It was so pretty guys. But he...he..."

"Stop complaining and let me drive," came the stern command, but who was he commanding? No sooner had these words left Sai's lips, than Nut once again started blabbering about all his woes and how 'P'Sai' was not taking enough care of his needs.

Huh! I'm lucky that I'm really good at driving and have got the patience of a saint. Ugh! If it was someone else instead of me-

"Nut that's enough, we've reached out condo, get off," Sai informed, as he stopped the car and got out of it, and soon got busy in pulling the bags out of the back seat. He didn't have his hopes high at all of Nut coming and lending him a hand and yeah...it was as expected. Nut was still busy with his fans on Instagram.

"Okiee guysss! Byeee! Loadss of loveee...And yeah please scold P'Sai for me...he's always scolding me....awweee you all are soo sweet-"

"Nut?"

Nut looked around only to see Sai standing on the street with too many bags surrounding him, his face scrunched up in annoyance, definitely asking Nut to help him. Nut pouted back, clearly not interested, but he also knew that he was the one to buy them. Still pouting, he ended the live and reluctantly trudged up to Sai, helping him carry some of the bags upto their condo, both bickering non stop.

Nut's pout was still intact.

"P'Nut you're backkk!"

"Hold up! What are they doing at our place?" Sai asked quickly, as he saw TopTen holding the door  open for them, along with Pop peaking behind him, an expression of confusion on his face. Needless to say, Sai already predicted what was going on.

"Uh...P'Nut said we could crash here for tonight," replied Ten with a little hesitation in his voice, "A-And we were feeling a little lonely too...pleaseee P'Saiii...we won't create any trouble! Pleaseeee...Oh! You've got so many bags...let me carry some for you..."

Sai stood still at the threshold, as Ten started plucking the bags from his hands. He couldn't believe he had to put up with three hooligans the entire night. The worst nightmare of all was...he had to cook a dinner for four people...almost six 'cause Pop's and Ten's appetite was horrendous!

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why-

"P'Sai can you please move?" Nut asked softly, his voice slapping Sai rudely back to reality, "It has been almost ten minutes and you're still muttering God knows what. Move! Move! I gotta take my shower!"

Ugh! How long will I have to deal with this all?

* * *

"Nut this is the hundredth time I'm telling you not to go near the boiling water-"

"Do I look like a kid to you?" retorted Nut, turning towards Sai, fidgeting with a spoon in his hand.

"Even though you're 30 I don't trust you," Sai replied, while mixing a batter in a really vigorous pace, "You'll end up creating a ruckus and then start whining and crying and you're usual [in Nut's whiny voice] ' I'll go back to P'Ping and complain to him about- ' "

"Huff you're annoying," Nut spoke, as he put down the spoon, whipped his head on the other side and strutted away. Sai couldn't help but smile widely, desperately trying to hide a loud laugh lest he ends up irking the boy even more.

This is what I had expected...pack your mental bag and go away...ugh finally he's gone from the kitchen...

It wasn't even two minutes when Nut was back once again.

"Oy," exclaimed Sai, who was really startled, "You-You came back!?"

"Mn...Pop and Ten are playing a game and won't let me in..." mumbled Nut, playing the hem of his oversized dark blue sweater, "It's boring."

Then why the heck did you come here? What the heck do you find interesting in the kitchen-

"P'Sai what is this for?" Nut lifted up a packet which Sai quickly identified to be a packet of rice.

"It's for nothing-"

"But won't you need it in what you're cooking right now-"

"No it's for another thing. Oy...dont touch-"

"Huff you don't let me touch anything around!" Nut complained, putting his hands on his waist, looking really annoyed. Sai rolled his eyes at his behavior and decided not to pay any attention to him. Instead he went back to the meal he was cooking.

"P'Saiii~ Can I taste?" Sai heard a whisper behind his shoulder, as he was transferring the cooked item from the vessel to the dish.

"Yeah whatever," Sai replied nonchalantly, as he shifted to another side of the kitchen to collect some other ingredients. Nut quickly picked up a spoon and excitedly proceeded to taste the meal. But as soon as he put a bit of the gravy in his mouth, he yelled.

"P'Saiiiiii!!"

"What? What? What happened?" Sai came sprinting right beside Nut, "Did you hurt yourself? Did you cut? What hap-"

"Spicy..."

"What?"

"Spicy...th-this is too spicy."

Sai was speechless.

"So what am I supposed to do?" Sai retorted, "It's seafood and seafood is supposed to be spicy."

"But Sai-"

"Everyone here is okay with the spice...only you. You are the problem."

"S-Sai-"

"I can't Nut," Sai cried, looking really frustrated, "I can't make another plate for you...I'm sorry. I'm a human Nut...and I'm literally cooking for four of us. How dare you ask me to make another plate, huh? You know what I can't! Okay! I can't make it...I-"

"Fine," Nut replied, his eyes already brimmed with tears, "You don't have to do it. I didn't ask you to do it. Do whatever you want. I don't care. I won't eat anything. I won't eat! I won't eat!" And he ran away from the kitchen, leaving behind a dumbstruck Sai.

Shit! Shit! Shit! What the fuck? What did I do!?!?

"Ey Nut wait! Wait!" He screamed, as he ran after the crying boy, leaving behind all his unfinished business in the kitchen.

"Do you know what's up?" Ten asked Pop, who was engrossed in his mobile.

"Mn what else? Uncle-Aunt having another episode," replied Pop, shrugging his shoulders, eyes fixed upon the glowing screen, "How do you think it'll turn out today?"

"Dunno bro," replied Ten, going back to his mobile, "I don't care what they do...I just want my dinner ready on time."

"Mnn me too for real."

* * *

"Nut?"

". . . "

"I'm sorry..."

". . . "

"Nut please I-"

"Get out!"

A pillow went flying across the room, landing straight on Sai's face. Sai quickly caught it and throwing it on the sofa, he immediately walked up to the sulking lad, sat beside him and wrapped his arms around him. Even though Nut tried to shove his hand away, Sai was determined.

"Nut I'm sorryyyy..."

"G-Go away," came the meek reply, "You-You scolded me...shooed me away...a-and told me that you w-wont-"

"Nut I was scared," explained Sai, his voice soft, "I was scared that you would end up touching something hot or sharp and hurt yourself. That's why I was trying to make you stay away. And about t-that dish," Sai paused for a while, "Y-You see I'm making dinner for four...and a little more 'cause I don't trust those two little gremlins...It's not that easy...is it?"

"You could have made it less spicy," Nut pouted, still sulking but there were no more tears in his eyes, much to Sai's relief.

"Uh...I'm sorry Nut, okie? Then...o-okay...let's see what we can do, hm?" Sai spoke, hugging Nut tightly, "I'll try to make it less spicy okay? I'll add-"

"Really?" Nut quickly turned around, facing him, a faint smile on his lips.

"Mn-hm," Sai shook his head in reply, "You happy now?"

"Yep!"

Waow! He forgave me really fast!

"Okieee! Then...let's go-"

"But P'Sai..."

"Now what?"

"What about our outfit for tomorrow?" Nut suddenly asked out of nowhere, and upon seeing the other still clueless, he added, "Ugh! For Tomorrow's Valentine's Day event!"

"Oh shit!" Sai suddenly realized, "I haven't thought yet-"

"I have," replied Nut, smiling from ear to ear.

"Wha-"

"We'll be the Oreo Couple!"

"Oka- Wait what!?"

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That's all for our famous *ghost* couple!

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