Prompts: "I'm done." & "You sold what?!"

"Then she just... slapped me." Jack huffed and took a gulp from his rum bottle. You sighed.

"Because you told her that you love her and the poor soul believed it, and then you told the same thing to a dozen other women, and they all believed it. Did you think they wouldn't find out about each other?"

Jack hiccuped and shrugged. "Well... yeah. But they were so beautiful..." he took a gulp from the bottle again, "I couldn't choose."

You grimaced at Jack, and rubbed your face with your hand. "Okay, I'm done. I won't listen to your slurring any longer. You're disgusting."

"What do you mean by that?" Jack asked while taking another gulp from his rum bottle. He stumbled a bit as he approached you and looked like he's going to pass out soon. "Are you leaving my ship?"

"No, but I'm not going to stay here in your cabin every day for two hours and listen to you while you're drunk and rant about your woman problems. I've been embarrassed for you long enough."

Jack rolled his eyes and tried to take another gulp from his bottle, but he noticed it was empty. "Why is the rum always gone? Hey, bring me another bottle, would ya?"

"Get your own rum. Besides, I sold some of your rum earlier today." you huffed and looked at Jack, whose eyes widened.

"You sold what?!"

You sighed. "There was more rum than actual cargo, and you've been drinking way too much. Besides, we needed money, your crew won't work for free you know." you patted the captain on his shoulder and continued, "but if we're still leaving Tortuga in the morning, you'd better sleep so you're sober then."

"I don't need sleep, I need more rum..." he muttered and you dragged him to the bed as an answer and pushed him to lie there. "Hey, Y/N, you're nice-looking and all but I don't think of you that... way..." he hiccuped again and looked at you with droopy eyes. You gave a little laugh on his remark.

"Yeah cap, I agree."

And with that, Jack had already passed out.