You know what's ironic

Me

I'm a superhero...that can't help anybody

Wanna know why 

Because all I do is heal really fast, like wolverine except at least he's badass and has muscles. I literally can't grow muscles my healing speed wont allow me to and even worse. I was left in a corner shaking as I attempted to forget the faces of everyone who came into contact with right before the world ended the pure terror on their faces and the feeling of being burned alive all while still healing, painfully might I add. I knew I would be alone now or at least I thought I would be till I heard it

"hello,is anybody alive out there?"you quickly scrambled to your feet at the sound of the young voice

and without thinking you yelled"Over here" till you realize the fire burned your clothes off "sssshit" you mumbled. you heard the sound of footsteps coming towards you at a rapid pace"wait" you screeched and the footsteps stopped

"wait?" the boy asked as if he couldn't believe what he was hearing "what do you mean wait?"

"i don't have any clothes on" I mumbled

"what?"

"i don't have any clothes on" I tried again

"speak up"

" I'M NAKED DAMMIT " i screamed my face going scarlett from embarrassment

"oh ok i'll go get you clothes" he said but as his footsteps retreated i heard a faint mumble "not gonna ask why you naked at all , no i am not"

when the boy came back and handed me my clothes and quickly got changed when I went into plain sight he gaped at me

"how is their not a single scratch on you?" he questioned  

"I heal fast?" unsure if that was the answer that would satisfy him

"you heal fast?" he deadpanned. next thing I know he took my arm in his hand and took out a switchblade. I didn't even flinch when he cut my arm 

his eyes went wide as saw it heal not even half a second later

"you heal fast" he murmured surprised that I was telling the truth "THAT.IS.SO.COOL!" he jumped up

I smiled slightly at the sight of someone enjoying my power "ehm I'm Y/n"he turned to me and smiled brightly at me

"I'm five" my opinion, five is hot

"your hot" I stupidly blurted out

"I'm also in need of an equally hot apocalypse companion"this brought a smile to my face as I walked alongside him towards the unknown

38 years later

Me and Five have been a couple for 14 years and now were working as assassins killing anyone who might rupture the timeline but as of late we've decided that after all of fives extensive research he's ready to time travel back to a week before the apocalypse with me in tow of course and stop it

"c'mon Y/n its time to go" I looked at him and without hesitance gave him my hand

"are you sure,you got the calculations right?" Five looked at me as if contemplating something

"pretty much" and with that he started to make the time portal and we pushed through while narrowly avoiding the fire hydrant that came barreling at us. As we make it all the way through i start to feel my old bones stop aching and my legs shrink

we landed roughly on the ground and the first words to hit my ears were "does anyone else see little number five or is that just me" I looked up at five then the voices "and who's the girl"

five looked down at himself "shit" then looked to me and smirked "babe are you hungry" the question sparked confusion in everyone for different reasons

"babe?"everyone but me and five shrieked 

"yea I could eat" I answered "oh, and five" I whispered, he hummed in acknowledgment "who are these people" instead of answering right away he held my hand and spacial jumped me into the kitchen 

"siblings"he said as he reached for the bread"sort of"

"sort of?"

"were all adopted" I nodded and sat silently till his siblings ran into the kitchen taking place to ask five and I questions that five only gave vague answer to while laughed silently in the background knowing they would get close to none of the answers they want when he handed me I gave him a hesitant smile and took it from his hands. you'd never tell him this but you weren't particularly fond of his marshmallow and peanut butter sandwiches

"thanks" I murmured

"I have a question" a man in a skirt raised his hand  "that" he shoved a finger in my direction "who's that right their?"

"dysfunctional family meet Y/n , Y/n meet dysfunctional family" five introduced

"Hi it's nic-" I was cut off by the skirt man hissing at the air

"shut up, BeN"you tilt your head confusion

"Who's ben"

"our dead relative" oh how sad they all look so sad

you look to five to see he as well has a flicker of sadness on his face and you start to feel bad for them and then you feel this warmth grow inside you like a ball of energy till it eventually just explodes and you all stumble and in between the kaos no one notices the man who appears on klaus's left

Number 6 : The Horror/Ben Hargreaves

Needless to say the others were overjoyed at the new appearance all looking to klaus but he just pointed at you murmuring a soft "powers" to himself before the other turned to were you stood with five both holding shocked expressions 

"that's new" you shrugged before the siblings engulfed you in a hug more specifically allison , klaus , and ben

five eventually pulled you away to the hallway were he kissed you and engulfed you in his own hug"I'll never admit this to anyone but you but my family is everything to me thank you for bringing back the last one" he pulled back from the hug to look at you "even if you have no idea how you did it"

"way to ruin the moment casanova" he laughed before leaning in to kiss you