Today's theme.

Why didn't you ask me?

Today's AU.

NAJ (SORRY, I JUST—)

PJ: Hey, Undyne. What can I do to make Fresh talk to me?

Undyne: I dunno, trick him into something, maybe he'll bring up a conversation with you.

PJ: How?

Undyne: I dunno, if you love him so bad, maybe you can bring a conversation with him.

PJ: hmmm..I think I have an idea..

(Undyne: First, PJ: Second)

“YOU WHAT?!!!!”

“Yeah, I invited him to a stranger's house, which was BP's, I just wanted him to hang out with us and he agreed.”

“And?!!!”

“I told him to go to the other room which had some things, when he was in. I locked him inside.”

“PJ, WHAT THE F— THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!!”

“He's fine.”

“WHY ARE YOU SO CALM?! IS HE OKAY?!”

“He's fine. I have a plan.”

“Your plan sucks.”

“Shush, just watch this recording, it's a camera hidden inside the room. It has the perfect angle to where you can look at us ‘Talking.’”

“I hate you now.”

“Shush!”

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(Fresh: First, PJ: Second)

“Why is PJ taking so long? What am I going to do here?”

“Hey.”

“Ah! You scared me!”

“Sorry..”

“Anyways, what are we doing here?”

“Oh nothing, just something.”

“What?? I don't get it.”

“I tricked you, magicians do tricks, that makes it magic, wizards do magic, that means you're under my spell.”

“What the hell, PJ, just what the—*shakes head*”

“That was cheesy, oh my asgore.”

“Idiot, why am I here??”

“just wanted to talk to you.”

“That's it?”

“Yeah.. 0////0”

“Why didn't you tell me?”