AVENGERS ASSEMBLE 👊🏼

doggy mama 🐶:
alright so im gonna need you guys to help me out with something

Anth(whiny):
Ask away mlady

doggy mama 🐶:
Alright so it's more of an announcement. Are you guys ready?

American Idol:
I think I can guess what's happening

Liz 🦄:
I SWEAR KARSYN IF YOURE PREGNANT

Sea Bass 🐟:
WHAT NO

doggy mama 🐶:
liz no!

Liz 🦄:
Oh okay

Jer Bear 🐻:
dammit!! i was really hoping for mini karbastians

doggy mama 🐶:
not today sorry jer

Pillow Fort King:
so no children?

Sea Bass 🐟:
not at the moment
now let's all move on now and focus on the actual point of this chat

junior 👴🏼:
well if you'd hurry up and tell us maybe we could

doggy mama 🐶:
well sebastian asked me to move in last night so that we could take care of our fur-child together
I actually wanted to ask if any of you wanted to help me pack and move my things into his place

American Idol:
awwWW that's actually so cute

Sea Bass 🐟:
lmao you need to stop being so invested in our relationship Chris it's concerning

American Idol:
wow okay i was actually talking about lilo and karsyn but you know whatever you want to believe seb

Anth(whiny):
I'm happy to help so long as I get to see Lilo again cause she's so freakijg cute!

doggy mama 🐶:
ISNT SHE THOUGH LOOK AT HER

Liz 🦄:
WHY IS YOUR DOG SO CUTE 😩😩

doggy mama 🐶:
obviously cause she takes after her mama

Sea Bass 🐟:
yeah you're both attention seeking bundles of fluff

doggy mama 🐶:
I would argue but it's true

junior 👴🏼:
Dibs bringing lilo in my car

Anth(whiny):
not fair I want her!!

doggy mama 🐶:
you can all pat the dog you jealous old men just get your butts over here and help
when we're done we can get housewarming drinks and a collar for lilo

Liz 🦄:
aye aye captain I'll be there soon!

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karsynbennet: house warming party with my favourite child 🍸
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tomholland2013: WTF I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAV CHILD?

karsynbennet: I meant favourite fur-child! oops, I guess the secrets out now 😅

tomholland2013: 😩😩 at least dad still loves me

imsebastianstan: who's your favourite parent now?? tomholland2013

elizabetholsen: don't worry, kid Aunty liz still loves you tomholland2013

karsynbennet: Aunty liz is drunk and needs to lay off the drinks and social media thx

elizabetholsen: pft drunk? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME DRUNK

karsynbennet: dont even get me started on the amount of times I've had to pick up your wasted ass from the club elizabetholsen

probablymaxbennet: stop trying to pretend like you've never been drunk before karsynbennet 

elizabetholsen: THANK YOU probablymaxbennet

karsynbennet: woa woa woa since when were you two friends? elizabetholsen probablymaxbennet

imsebastianstan: since i gave max her number while we were in the uk. did i forget to mention that? karsynbennet

karsynbennet: YES imsebastianstan

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i have this story blocked out for three more chapters. the countdown to the end has begun and i don't know if i should be happy or sad!!