iMessage between Seb and Karsyn

Dorky:
Kar what was the name of the reporter who interviewed us?

Boo 💘:
molly or something
I'm not sure. why?

Dorky:
I'm looking her up
did she say she had Instagram?

Boo 💘:
seb I really don't care if she has Instagram or not why do you?

Dorky:
I haven't been on a date in six months
I feel like God is going to strip me of my manhood if I don't at lead try to get a date soon

Boo 💘:
Whatever Stan
But when she turns out to be a slimeball don't cry to me

Dorky:
Why would you think that?

Boo 💘:
she's a reporter you dork
all they care about is a good sorry and they don't care who they have to destroy to get it

Dorky:
you're stereotyping
I don't think she was that bad

Boo 💘:
Then go ahead

Dorky:
Meet Holly Miller

Boo 💘:
Well she's not bad looking

Dorky:
I just followed her
Oh my god I'm such a stalker
do you think she has snapchat??
I wonder if she even knows who it is

Boo 💘:
Seb everyone knows who you are
She interviewed you for christs sake

Dorky:
You're right
omgggGGG SHE FOLLOWED ME BACK

Boo 💘:
Well duh
So go on then dork dm her already

Dorky:
What if she doesn't reply?
What if she doesn't like me?

Boo 💘:
Then there's plenty of other fish in the sea
If you don't try you won't know

Dorky:
Okay what should I say?

Boo 💘:
Hi?
Seb you're talking to the most antisocial person on the planet

Dorky:
Okay how about this: Hey 😊

Boo 💘:
Lose the smiley its creepy
Just text her

Dorky:
Okay I did it
Okay she's texting me back
OKAH SHE SAID HI SMILEY FACE

Boo 💘:
Now subtly imply that you've been thinking about her since the interview
Don't be a creep

Dorky:
Okay I told her that I loved meeting her the other day
She said she did too and she can't wait to see me again
What does that mean?

Boo 💘:
That she wants to see you
Just ask if she wants to have coffee some time and meet for real

Dorky:
Okay I did it
She says we can go out this Saturday

Boo 💘:
We were supposed to meet Rob and Lizzie this Saturday for that movie remember?

Dorky:
I'll just tell them I made other plans

Boo 💘:
Sebastian this was the first time we've been out as a squad in ages

Dorky:
Shit
What should I do?

Boo 💘:
well it's too late to cancel on her now
just tell them that you're going to meet a girl
They'll understand

Dorky:
Alright

Boo 💘:
Alright dork I'm going to watch some tv

Dorky:
Okay, bye boo

Boo 💘:
Love you dork