Yes, I do have magical powers that have the ability to make people happy!

I use this magical powder that is so annoying because it stays stuck to you, and you just soon have to accept it is you now.

It's called GLITTER!

Seriously this stuff is magic. It's so annoying at first, but then some days I'm really mad or upset and I find glitter on me somewhere and it makes me smile, cause then I have to think on where the heck it came from.

I swear I have the weirdest conversations with my mom because some kids were being mean to me and I just told them to get the stick out their butts. But when I told my mom she told me to throw dirt on them, and I asked "Well can I throw glitter in their face instead?" her reply. "Yeah sure."

Also if nothing seems to get better with glitter...

Eat ice cream.

Also

Don't be the dog that watches the skittle! Be the dog that gets the skittle!

Love y'all