Okay were starting off strong! 

"Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it."( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

"Nice shirt, mind if I talk you out of it." ( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)

This one is gonna be way too spicy for you, "People think Indian curry is to spicy, I'm waiting for them to see you." ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ