I like alliteration, and Wattpad. So here's a description about Wattpad,  using every letter of the alphabet and some alliteration.

Authors always amaze
Because books blow brains.
Can't cook chapters up?
Don't dilly dally, deliver daily.
Exquisite exclamations
From funny fans of favorite
Guides, guiding guppies
How to: handle having /her/ horrendously
Incapacitate incredible installments.
Just
Kidding.
Lmao, like literally.
My mom must
Never never know.
Outraged openly
Queer
People,
Raised right. Ridiculously rosy rays of
Sunshine.
Tumultuous
Uproar
Very vicious.
Wait, what?
Xenophobia exalted.
Yours and yours and yours.
Zero regrets.