I feel I constantly joke about murder and death and being psychotic, which I think is really funny (for some reason), and my friends at this point are used to it and just join in. but when a new person comes around the look on there face when they see me look into my friends eyes with a smile and say "You stand there and say don't punch me and expect me not to punch you" is the funniest thing. for context me and my friends joke about being sadistic and masochistic, were not it's jokes, and I don't actually punch people I just fling my fist towards there face but stand far enough away so it doesn't hit them, they fake punch me back it's fine. But these poor kids trying to understand what the hell is going on, it cracks me up. another thing I like to do is scare people, i'll just stand there in silence or look deranged n' shit, and they'll look at me concerned.

the thing is I rock climb and my confidence boosts the minute i'm in the gym on team. I'm a team leader so I "set an example" but i'm mainly seen as the "leader" I guess. I've been there the longest, my friends listen to what I have to say and many people have told me i'm a natural leader, basically the littles listen to me and if they don't I got three buff tall guys on my side and a platonic fiance who will throw hand in my name, the irony is while all of them are more capable in a fight they all agree I would be the most likely to get away with murder. all of this to say the team looks up to me in a way that they don't realize, I pull the strings from the back, i'm the backbone. and when a new kid comes around I take notice, and sometimes I scare. >:3

"you can't do that, your team captain , your supposed to set an example" >:D

"Not any more, practice is over, I have no obligations to set an example" >;)

(an actual cono between me and a new kid) the way his face dropped was priceless, if you were wondering, yes... I did steal his hat, he took it back unfortunately :(

there wasn't a point to this I just thought it was funny