Gandalf pulling up to Frodo in his carriage. "Get in loser we're going shopping."

Katniss: You know who's looking fine tonight?
Gale Hawthorne
Haymitch: Ok... You did not just say that.
Katniss: What? He's a good kisser.
Haymitch: *puts hand on her shoulder* He's your cousin.

Draco: I was thinking about joining the Order of the Phoenix.
Snape: NO!!
Bellatrix: No, no! You cannot do that. That is social suicide.
Voldemort: You are so lucky you have us to guide you.

Imagine Tris going to see Caleb for the first time since the Choosing Ceremony. She is in the middle of the Erudite Headquarters. She is the only one wearing black in a sea of blue. Security hasn't noticed her yet and she is almost to the information desk when someone yells...
She doesn't even go here!

Bella Swan: I know what you are.
Karen: I'm a mouse. DUH!

Haymitch: Nice wig, Effie, what's it made of?
Effie: Your mom's chest hair.

Snape: Dolores, you're wearing pink. It's Monday.
Umbridge: So, what?!
Snape: It's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
Umbridge: Fine, you can walk home, *******!