These are stupid things I found on the Internet.
A question asked on yahoo.
I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SPELL!!!

BTW. I am also a witch
On the fifth day of a leap year you run through the streets naked screaming like a banshee, then you make a circle, but if you make an oval you will die. Jump in a tub of toxic waste with a dolphin, this should bond you together. Once you do that, the mermaid king will summon you to be sacrificed.

A post on IMDb
Overall, I like Lord of the Rings. However, I do feel that Tolkien kind of rips off Harry Potter in many ways. There are several parallels, such as elves, dwarfs, wizards, goblins, trolls, magic (especially invisibility), etc. Sauron is referred to as "Dark Lord" just like Voldemort is. There is also the elder white-haired bearded wizard who serves as a mentor, Gandalf, who is reminiscent of Dumbledore. Some of the character names are similar, such as Wormtongue as opposed to Wormtail, too. There is even a gigantic spider (Shelob) at the end of "The Two Towers" that reminds one of Aragog from Chamber of Secrets. I even noticed that the plots of both series begin with the protagonists' birthday. Now I see that Tolkien, this unoriginal bastard, is coming out with The Hobbit in December. This would be fine, but why didn't he just write this book first to begin with? I still like Lord of the Rings, though-don't get me wrong-but I wonder if Tolkien has ever said in interviews whether he borrowed elements from Harry Potter. I'll be watching the extended DVDs later this week and I think he's featured on the commentary track, so I look forward to that.
That is a very valid point you have there, except for the fact that one does not simply got 43 years into the future to rip off someone. Not to mention JRR. Tolkien is dead so..

Yahoo question
I just had a baby and she looks completely like my husband, but nothing like me. I am very worried that my husband has been cheating on me and I gave birth to her child. I am heartbroken thinking that I may someday have to give my baby girl to her real mother. My husband denies having an affair, but there is no way this baby is mine. How do I know?
Really? Are you kidding me?

Random post
I just learned that Benjamin Franklin wasn't president. Everything I know is a lie.
#whathastheworldcometo?!

Another random post
Person 1: Was just trapped in an escalator for an hour... power went out
Person 2: y didn't u just walk dwn the escalator then lol xx
Person 1: cause it stoped workin
Person 2: an escalator is just movin steps lol
Person 1: oh yeah so it is lol
Person 2: lol did u mean elevator xx
Person 1: no an escalator
This isn't your ordinary every day stupid, this is..... Advanced stupid.
Another one.
This elevator is so stupid it has a button for the floor that I'm already on.
I think the elevator is smarter than you.
More posts
Am I the only person who thinks dwayne johnson look like "the rock"??
No. way.
Another one.
234 girls kidnapped from school in Niagara Falls and we care about the latest Ford scandal?

Beam me up Scotty... No intelligent life on this planet.

#bringourgirlshome
Clearly, no intelligent life. The girls were kidnapped from Nigeria
Post again
my heart goes out to all the children in africa >3
And Connetcoot
My*
Connetcoot.
One more post
Proud Mommy moment! She used the correct use of "their" and she's only in second grade!! I know 30 years olds who can't do that!! Haha😍
*picture says "Can I do what their doing?"*
The irony!
This is what the world has come to. Please, go make the world better with your intelligence!

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