JIMMY FALLON NEARLY LOST A FINGER!!

Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber. Give me a hallelujah.

Basically my whole family took a quiz on Buzzfeed to see what Harry Potter character we are and here are the results: My mom is Harry, my stepdad is Ron, my dad is Dumbledore, my stepmom is Neville, my sister is Umbridge, and I'm am Snape. Despise me. My youngest sister didn't take the quiz, but we all know she's Voldemort. Try taking the quiz and see what you get. Comment.

THATS QUACKTASTIC!!

That look you give your friend when you get something no one else does.

MY BROTHER NEARLY GOT ATTACKED BY A DRUNK HOMELESS MAN!!
It was like:
Drunk homeless man: *stumbles over to my brother* Hey, you got a smoke.
My brother: No, I don't smoke.
Drunk homeless man: -_- ( looks on the verge of attacking)
My brother's girlfriend: I think we should get out of here.
Both of them: *walks away slowly*

Does anybody else get wounded while playing badminton?

Any random post could be your famous tlast words.

Touch the button.
🔴
Do it now.

Did you touch the button.

You did?

YOU JUST KILLED DOBBY YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!

You didn't touch the button?

YOU KILLED FINNICK!!! YOU HAVE A BLACK HOLE WHERE YOUR HEART SHOULD BE!!!!!

Boromir of the twenty first century. "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

There wasn't really an atomic bomb. It was a rumor created by the government. What really killed all those people was a joke the made you laugh so hard you died.
🇧🇪das war eine Fälschung der tat🇧🇪
If you can translate that you get a prize.

You know that Cinderella movie with Helena Bonham Carter? I think it was cruel and unusual punishment week in Azkaban.

So I found this website and this person thought that Christians were truly mental, and I thought,"Actually, most Christians are just as sane as you are. I'm a little iffy, but most of them are sane.

Gale: Magic conch, Katniss has volunteered for the Hunger Games what should I do?
Magic conch: Nothing
Gale: The conch has spoken! *sits and stares at the hills*

Snape as a kid singing Mean by Taylor Swift, and life was like,"Psych!"

Voldemort: Only I can live forever.
A few hours later *dies*

Okay, I'm done.