To the tune of "I'm Sexy and I Know It"

As I walk down the street
This is what I see
A bunch of Death Eaters staring at me
I have a wand in my hand and I'm not afraid to use it, use it, use it
I'm a Mudblood and I know it.

To the tune of "Fifty Ways to Say Goodbye"

My hear was paralyzed
My was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You volunteered for the Hunger Games
You kissed Peeta and not me
You cousin-zoned me for my own good

That's cool, but if my siblings ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in a hovercraft
Fried by a fireball
Fell into a pit full of vipers
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a mutt at the cornucopia
Got stabbed by Clove
I took back everything I ever caught for her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

To the tune of "We Will Rock You"

Buddy you're a Dauntless jumpin' off cliffs
Fighting in training gonna be number one someday
You punched Peter in the face
No disgrace
A lot of Divergents all over the place

Erudite will shoot you
Erudite will shoot you

There is a video. If you don't see it look up,"Somebody That I Used to Know Gollum"