Harry Potter
"I open at the close."
-Harry's snitch

"You're a wizard, Harry."
- Rubeus Hagrid

"Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to bed, before either one of you come up with another brilliant idea to get us killed- or worse, expelled."
-Hermione Granger

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of time, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
-Albus Dumbledore

"Give her hell from us, Peeves!"
- Fred Weasley

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"
- Hermione Granger

"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B*TCH!!"
-Molly Weasley

"We've all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is what part we choose to act on, that's who we really are."
- Sirius Black

"Follow the spiders, why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?
- Ron Weasley

"Sorry, Professor, but I must not tell lies."
- Harry Potter

"Things we lose always have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the ways we expect them to."
-Luna Lovegood

"It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well."
-Albus Dumbledore

"Yes, sir."
There's no need to call me sir, Professor."
- Harry Potter and Severus Snape

"After all this time."
"Always."
- Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape

Once Upon a Time
"Actually, I quite fancy you from time to time when you're not yelling at me."
- Killian Jones (Captain Hook)

"Emma's finally starting to see me for the man I am."
"And what's that? A one-handed pirate with a drinking problem."
- Captain Hook and Peter Pan

"You know what the issue with this world is? Everyone wants a magical solution to their problems, and everyone refuses to believe in magic."
- Jefferson (The Mad Hatter)

"Love is weakness."
- Cora (The Queen of Hearts)

"People are going to tell you who you are your whole life. You just gotta punch back and say,"No, this is who I am!""
- Emma Swan

"And we have a long a history, so know this and know it to be true: if any harm comes to Belle while I'm gone, I'm killing all of you."
-  Mr. Gold (Rumplestiltskin)

"The queen may be evil, but I'm wicked, and wicked always wins."
- Zelena (The Wicked Witch)

"You are quite possibly the biggest pain in the a** I've ever had the displeasure of writing about."
- Isaac (The Author)

"So, I take it you have a plan, or was the whole sacrifice your life thing just you being dramatic?"
- Neal Cassidy (Baelfire)

"I need a child, Gold, and I need your help."
"Well, I'm flattered, but uninterested."
"Not like that!"
- Regina Mills (The Evil Queen) and Mr. Gold (Rumplestiltskin)

"That arrow almost took off my head!"
"Well that door almost took off your arm. Where I come from, a simple thank you would suffice."
"Where you come from, people bathe in the river and use pine cones for money!"
-Regina Mills (The Evil Queen) and Robin Hood

"Nobody decides my fate but me!"
- Belle French

"Wherever you are, Snow, I will find you! I will always find you."
- David Nolan (Prince Charming)

"You don't swaddle our baby correctly!"
"I swaddle him perfectly!"
"He's a baby, not a breakfast burrito!"
-David Nolan (Prince Charming) Mary Margret Blanchard (Snow White)

The Hunger Games
"May the odds be ever in your favor."
- Effie Trinket

"I want to be more than just a piece of their games."
-Peeta Mellark

"You have about as much charm as a dead slug, sweetheart."
- Haymitch Abernathy

"It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does for you to fall apart."
- Finnick Odair

"At some point you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead."
-Katniss Everdeen

"She's not who they think she is. She's not a leader. She just wants to save her own skin. It's as simple as that."
- President Snow

" There she is! Katniss Everdeen! The girl on fire!"
- Caesar Flickerman

"People are looking to you, Katniss. You've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it."
- Gale Hawthorne

"You understand, that what ever I do, it comes back to you and mom. I don't want you to get hurt."
-Katniss Everdeen

"Here's some advice: stay alive."
- Haymitch Abernathy

Divergent
"It's when you're selfless is when you're at your bravest."
- Tobias Eaton

"We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another."
- Dauntless Manifesto

"I have a theory that selflessness and bravery aren't all that different."
-Tris Prior

"Politeness is deception in pretty packaging."
- Christina

"Fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up."
- Tobias Eaton

"I am selfish, I am brave."
- Tris Prior

"A chasm reminds us that there is a fine line between bravery and idiocy."
- Tobias Eaton

Sherlock
"Don't speak, Anderson, you'll lower the IQ of the whole street."
- Sherlock Holmes

"In a world of locked doors, the man with the key is king, and honey, do I look good in a crown."
- Jim Moriarty

"Are these human eyes?"
"Put those back."
"They were in the microwave!"
"... It's an experiment."
- Sally Donovan and Sherlock Holmes

"John, wait, it's a tiny bit sexy."
- Mary Watson

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research."
- Sherlock Holmes

"Brilliant! Four serial suicides and now a note, it's Christmas!"
- Sherlock Holmes

"Shut up. You aren't a puzzle-solver, you never have been. You're a drama queen. Now, there is a man in there about to die "the game is on," SOLVE IT!"
- John Watson

"We are in the Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!"
- Mycroft Holmes

"Look at you you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."
- Sherlock Holmes

"Brainy is the new sexy."
- Irene Adler

"Shut up!"
"I didn't say anything."
"You were thinking, it's annoying."
- Sherlock Holmes and Greg Lestrande

Percy Jackson  (Correct me if I'm wrong on any of these quotes)

Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?
- Percy Jackson

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
"Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see."
- Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

"Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"
- Percy Jackson

"How did you die?"
"We... er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub."
- Hades and Percy Jackson

"Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!'"
- Percy Jackson

Heroes of Olympus  (Correct me if I'm wrong on any of these quotes)

"Like your zodiac sign? I'm a Leo."
"No, stupid, I'm a Leo. You're a Percy."
- Percy Jackson and Leo Valdez

"Well done, Frank Zhang. That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas."
- Leo Valdez

"Gods of Olympus." Piper stared at Leo. "What happened to you?"
His hair was greased back. He had welding goggles on his forehead, a lipstick mark on his cheek, tattoos all over his arms, and a T-shirt that read HOT STUFF, BAD BOY, and TEAM LEO.
"Long story."
- Piper McLean and Leo Valdez

"Being a hero doesn't mean you're invincible. It just means that you're brave enough to stand up and do what's needed."
-Piper McLean

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts."
- Leo Valdez

There, I'm finally done with this chapter.