A special thanks to LupinIsMyPatronus for helping me with this chapter(by helping I mean basically doing all of it)

Me: I have someone here to see you. *evil smile*
Sherlock: ...
That-One-Book-Lover : SHERLOCK!!! HIIII!!
Sherlock: Wait-
That-One-Book-Lover : YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!! SCREW MYCROFT!!! YOU ARE PRECIOUS AND PERFECT!!! I JUST CANNOT-
*her mum comes and drags her away*
Sherlock: Fangirls. Never liked them, but she has a point. Screw Mycroft...
He always did upset mummy.
John: Aren't you a bit old for family feuds?
Sherlock: *calling after That-One-Book-Lover 's mum* MISS CAN YOU TAKE THIS MAN AWAY TOO?!