Old Man: *hangs up on wife in the middle of a conversation*
Old Lady: *calls back* Did you hang up on me?!
Old Man: I don't know, did it sound like this? *click*

Person 1: Does this suit make me look fat?
Person 2: No your face makes you look fat.

Man 1: I finally graduated high school! Man 2: Just, a year shy of a decade.
Man 1: Some people go to college for seven years.
Man 2: Yeah, they're called doctors.

These jokes are mostly from movies and tv shows.
I don't own this video and just to warn you, I didn't watch it the whole way through.