*caption for that picture*
Or we'll turn out like the Harry Potter fandom. Or worse the Sherlock fandom.

The video though.

You know those really weird fanfictions that end whatever romantic ships you had for that person.

Interview with Willow Shields about Mockingjay
"I've had a blast so far."

You are as useless as a shoe store in the Shire.
Sorry that's mean.

*Sherlock fans watching the beginning of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies*

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHERLOCK GETS BORED!!!

*When someone leaves right after a Marvel movie*
You're such an idiot!

*Imelda Staunton (actress who plays Umbridge) in an interview*
In the books of course she is described as very ugly and toad-like. And a lot of people say,"Oh, you'd be great for that part!"
Thanks... very much.

Star Trek Irony
After all those episodes that ended with the captain on the bridge, it all ended with the bridge on the captain.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
AND HIDE IN A HOLE

I'LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN

I'M MAKING A LIST
OF PEOPLE I HATE

WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN

Christiana: So do you have any cute Dauntless guys you're interested in?
Tris: Oh, yeah, I've got four.
*mentally high fives to self*

*in the middle of Harry's first year*
Dear Petunia Dursley,
I know where you live now. I know how you treated Lily and Harry. It is my job to make Potter's life miserable. Treat him better, or I will personally come to your home.
Sincerely,
Severus Snape
Snape has gone stalker.

I'M NOT ASKING FOR "AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER" I'M ASKING FOR "AND THEY LIVED."

Imagine a wizard being picked for the Triwizard Tournament, and their muggle-born best friend comes running up, screaming,"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!"

Imagine a muggle-born smuggling books into school and creating wizard fanboys and fangirls

Muggle-borns showing pure-bloods horror movies and telling them they are documentaries. The horror on those poor pure-bloods' faces.

*Hugh Jackman*
They say you can't walk around San Diego as Hugh Jackman, but I did. In fact this morning, I dressed in my full Wolverine costume. Not one person stopped me. One guy goes,"Eh... not bad." And another one goes,"Whoa, way too tall buddy, way too tall."

*Foxface in an interview with Caesar Flickerman*
Caesar: I have one more question.
Foxface: Yes?
Caesar: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

Did you know that Foxface's real name is Finch?

I found no wardrobe to Narnia at age 8.
No letter came from Hogwarts when I was eleven.
I made it to nineteen without being reaped. (I personally haven't made it there yet)
Gandalf better be at my door when I'm 50!

Real sign:
Primrose Ln.
Dead end
-_-

A post:
*picture of a huge bonfire*
Bonfire in Norway :)
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
#AND ROHAN SHALL ANSWER
MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
This is what a fandom does to you.

Harry: CEDRIC!! I WAS WEARING THE RED SHIRT!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE!!

*interview with Daniel Radcliffe*
One time while signing at a premiere in Japan, someone handed me a photo of Elijah Wood to sign. I had no time to explain it in their language that that wasn't me so I just signed,"I am not Elijah Wood. Love Daniel."

*interview with Elijah Wood*
One time I was in an elevator and there was one other person in there who was plucking up the courage to say something. Right as we reached our floor, he jumped in front of me and yelled,"Harry Potter!" And I go,"No!"

Muggles That Kill
Based on a true story.
It all starts when you tell them you're a wizard...
Paid for by the Dark Lord Foundation.

President Snow's summer reading list:
To Kill a Mockingjay

Before:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
After:
1, 2, 3, Four, 5, Tris, 7, 8, 9, Fourtris

I wonder if actors ever look themselves up on the Internet and look at the images. A lot of them are probably horrified.

Lord of the Rings: A Summary
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!

The Hunger Games: A Summary
The Hunger Games: Don't eat those Katniss
Catching Fire: Don't blow up that Katniss
Mockingjay: KILL THAT *******

Harry Potter: A Summary
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone: It's totally Snape. Nope, it's Quarrel.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: It's totally Draco. Nope, it's Tom Riddle
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: It's totally Sirius Black. Nope, it's Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: It's totally Igor Karkaroff. Nope, it's the tenth doctor- I mean Barty Crouch Jr.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: We all knew it was Umbridge.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: It actually was Snape this year.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: It's totally Voldemort... I tooold youuu. *evil Harry Potter smile*

Divergent: A Summary
Divergent: They tried to kill me.
Insurgent: They tried to kill me.
Allegiant: THEY KILLED ME!!
Four: I got to beat up Eric!

Percy Jackson: A Summary
Everybody: Percy, no!
Percy: Percy, yes!

The Fault in our Stars: A Summary
Hi, I'm Augustus Waters, and I die.

Do you ever realize that the average person doesn't know what a ship is or what a cannon means.

We probably all just sound like pirates.