usernamelikenoother pretty much wrote this whole chapter XD
This should be called 'A Series of Unfortunate Sherlock Events'.
Me: Hey, Sherlock, I have a friend here who has a dare for you.
Sherlock: Not another one! I know about the last dare you did with John.
Me: Too late.
That-One-Book-Lover : Hi, Sherlock! You have to tell Mycroft that he is beautiful and the best person in the world.
Sherlock: ... I'm not doing that, Two... No way.
That-One-Book-Lover : But, Sherlock, you HAVE to do the dare.
Sherlock: I am SHERLOCK HOLMES. I don't want to and I won't. To think, why should I give Mycroft the satisfaction... and let him sit there with a smug little smile
That-One-Book-Lover : Feel the wrath of a fangirl then Sherlock.
Sherlock: *looks scared* Um.. Two? Would it help my chances of I said: I must not tell lies... to Mycroft?
That-One-Book-Lover : I'm just going to go melt in a room after I force you to do the dare. Sherlock that was beautiful, but you still have to do it.
Sherlock: *gulp* ALRIGHT!! I-I'll do it. *winces*

*In a room with Mycroft*
Sherlock: Hi, Mycroft.... you are a dir- I mean you are beautiful and the best person in the world. *winces*
Me and That-One-Book-Lover : *looking through the window laughing*
Mycroft: *smirks* I always knew I was the better child. The handsome one, the smart one, the awesome one. And now you admit it too, Sherlock.
*looks smug*
*realizes something*
Wait, you would never say that. Is this a dare of some sort?
Sherlock: Uh-
Mycroft: *sees me and That-One-Book-Lover in the window*
Me and That-One-Book-Lover : *Runs*